Wednesday funny

[Matabele]

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic
>> name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of >> Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call
>> Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
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>> The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful
>> consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced
>> that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also
>> considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

 

[Fro]

Chortle

 

[Matabele]

For, I take it that means "less than amused"?

 

[Fro]

No, you can take it as, mildly amused

 

[Utility Player]

They give viagra out at nursing homes

Stops the old guys rolling out of bed (boom tish)

 

[Matabele]

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in
>> liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage
>> suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to
>> literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this
>> a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails",
>> "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will
>> market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

 

[Canteen Worker]

Does this refer to 'our' Pepsi??? :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Matabele]

Our Pepsi only needs a placebo