What a name and as worthy of a thread as any of the random names presented here of late. Does he play? Nope. Just some random dude I crossed paths with recently. But imagine that name on a team sheet. Utah Nirvana. The YouTube clip of his non-existant highlights could go viral, with the right emphasis on that name. A pumping soundtrack with each letter bursting onto the screen with each beat. Get's my blood pumping just thinking about it. U T A H N I R V A N A Forget juniors reps from other clubs that somebody got a glimpse of in passing while flicking through FS2, or even one of our own that displayed a withering 30 seconds of play at the same time our witness was walking their dog through Brookie Oval. Say it with me.... Utah Nirvana. Utah Nirvana. UTAH NIRVANA!!! He may never lace on a boot for our mighty club, but unlike that long list of chumps listed in the forum as some potential superstar of League and worthy of our attention, only to disappear the moment you close that thread, you'll never forget His name. Ever. Utah.