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Utah Nirvana

Discussion in 'Rugby League Forum' started by Hamster Huey, Jul 7, 2016.

  1. Hamster Huey

    Hamster Huey Space Invader Premium Member

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    What a name and as worthy of a thread as any of the random names presented here of late.

    Does he play? Nope. Just some random dude I crossed paths with recently. But imagine that name on a team sheet.

    Utah Nirvana.

    The YouTube clip of his non-existant highlights could go viral, with the right emphasis on that name. A pumping soundtrack with each letter bursting onto the screen with each beat. Get's my blood pumping just thinking about it.

    U T A H N I R V A N A

    Forget juniors reps from other clubs that somebody got a glimpse of in passing while flicking through FS2, or even one of our own that displayed a withering 30 seconds of play at the same time our witness was walking their dog through Brookie Oval.

    Say it with me....

    Utah Nirvana. Utah Nirvana. UTAH NIRVANA!!!

    He may never lace on a boot for our mighty club, but unlike that long list of chumps listed in the forum as some potential superstar of League and worthy of our attention, only to disappear the moment you close that thread, you'll never forget His name. Ever.

    Utah.
     
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  2. SeaEagle9413

    SeaEagle9413 Forward Pass

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    You should be the clubs marketing manager.
     
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  3. HappilyManly

    HappilyManly MWTS Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    I want Huatan Coffin to nail an NRL spot at Manly :p

    Or Cade Cust to reverse his surname and christian names to Cust Cade - think of the Tassie sponsorhip $$$ :D
     
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  4. southsideeagle

    southsideeagle Well-Known Member Premium Member

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    I loved the guy that played for Melbourne and went up to QLD, Pale Ale. Now that is a name.
     
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  5. wedgetail eagle

    wedgetail eagle Well-Known Member

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    If he played for St.George, he could be
    Utah Saints! U-U-U-Utah Saints!
     
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  6. Terry Zarsoff

    Terry Zarsoff Well-Known Member

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    Is Utah living in his own private Idaho, with his big brother Nevada Nirvana and little sister Montana?
     
  7. double hoops

    double hoops Well-Known Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Ohhh yes Mr Yeah Utah Nahhhhhhh Nirvana.Your paths crossed at a green peace protest to stop Zorba being harpooned, yeah,?
     
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  8. Chip and Chase

    Chip and Chase True Supporter Staff Member Administrator Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Reminds me of the next big thing from the 90's Royston Lightning
     
  9. SeaEagleRock8

    SeaEagleRock8 Sea Eagle Lach Staff Member Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Except he'd probably refuse to play on Sundays.
     
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  10. wombatgc

    wombatgc Well-Known Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Is there a bong being handed around this thread?
     
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  11. Woodsie

    Woodsie played strong, done good.

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    I have a theory I would like to test. I believe every thread is better with a photo of Denise Richards. Is this true.

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  12. wedgetail eagle

    wedgetail eagle Well-Known Member

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    Got me thinking now. Just saying,
    Utah=Mormon so, holy day is Saturday.
     
  13. Woodsie

    Woodsie played strong, done good.

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    Yeah, if you are in the Northern Hemisphere.
     
  14. mozgrame

    mozgrame Well-Known Member

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    Sounds like the bloke Oohwaa Oohwaa Cool Cool Kitty used to rave about. Was he from New York? If he's a good "running man", we could use another back.... I found his you tube highlights clip. Looks like he could be forced into a contract (2.25min mark)...maybe get Willis to pay him a visit?

     
  15. double hoops

    double hoops Well-Known Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    @Woodsie You played strong. Done good.
     
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  16. globaleagle

    globaleagle Où est mon chapeau Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    This thread smells like teen spirit!
     
  17. HappilyManly

    HappilyManly MWTS Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    You should have fed the poor woman @Woodsie
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  18. robbiea

    robbiea Well-Known Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    I see there isn't a crack shortage in Australia at the moment. !
     
  19. Woodsie

    Woodsie played strong, done good.

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  20. HappilyManly

    HappilyManly MWTS Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    'You can never be too thin or too rich' as they say :D
     
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