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Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Matabele, Nov 15, 2005.

  1. Matabele

    Matabele Well-Known Member

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    A Boer seun (South African dutchman) and his Pa were in a mall. As they were from out of town they were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two
    shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together
    again. The boy asked, "What is this Pa?"

    The father (never having seen an elevator/lift) responded, "Son, I
    have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."

    While the boy and his Pa were watching with amazement, a fat, old lady
    in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a button.

    The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.
    The walls closed and the boy and his Pa watched the small circular
    numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch
    until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light
    in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous
    24-year-old blonde stepped out.

    The father said quietly to his son.

    "Gaan haal jou Ma." (GO FETCH YOUR MA)
     
  2. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    hmmmmm dubious at best!
     

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