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Today's joke

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Guest, Jan 9, 2006.

  1. Guest

    Guest Guest

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    Today's joke

    Harold is 95 and lives in a senior citizen home. Every night after dinner,
    Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the center to sit and ponder his
    accomplishments and long life.

    One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat, and before they know it, several hours have passed. After a short lull in their conversation, Harold turns to Mildred and asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?"

    She asks, "What?"......

    "SEX!!" he replies.

    Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart, you
    couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your head!"

    "I know," Harold says, "but it would be nice if a woman could just hold it for a while.

    "Well, I can oblige," says Mildred, and then unzips his trousers, removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it.

    Afterward, they agree to meet secretly
    each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and Mildred would
    hold Harold's manhood.

    Then, one night, Harold didn't show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Harold and make sure he was O.K.

    She walked around the senior citizen home where she found him sitting by the pool with another female resident, Ethel, who

    was holding Harold's manhood!

    Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing
    creep! What does Ethel have that I don't have?"

    Old Harold smiled happily and replied, "Parkinson's"
  2. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

    Amsterdam, The Netherlands
    +5,437 / 74
    Today's joke

    an oldie but solid!

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