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Thursday (not so ) funny

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by clontaago, Feb 8, 2007.

  1. clontaago

    clontaago Well-Known Member

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    Q: What were the 2 Mexican FireFighting Brother's names?

    A: Hose A and Hose B
     
  2. Jatz Crackers

    Jatz Crackers Moderator Staff Member

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    Q: Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

    A: Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the USA !
     
  3. clontaago

    clontaago Well-Known Member

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    What do you call a mexican with one tooth?

    Juanita
     
  4. Jatz Crackers

    Jatz Crackers Moderator Staff Member

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    There is a Mexican grandfather, father and son in a car.

    Q: Which one is driving ?

    A: None. The police are.
     
  5. clontaago

    clontaago Well-Known Member

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    What do you call a mexican who has had his car stolen?

    Carlos
     
  6. Jatz Crackers

    Jatz Crackers Moderator Staff Member

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    Q: Why are there only two pall-bearers at a Mexican funeral?

    A: There are only two handles on a garbage can!
     
  7. PJ

    PJ Well-Known Member

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    What are the first three words in every Mexican cookbook?
    "Steal a chicken"
     
  8. PJ

    PJ Well-Known Member

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    Why do Mexican cars have those little steering wheels?
    So they can drive handcuffed!
     
  9. Nutzcraw

    Nutzcraw Active Member

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    Fark.. that's gold... sort of reminds me of an old school aboriginal joke...

    Why don't you throw rocks at an aborignal driving??

    Cuz it might be your car

    hahah.. cruel but gold
     

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