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Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Matabele, Nov 17, 2005.

  1. Matabele

    Matabele Well-Known Member

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    A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment:

    Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

    The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their
    stories.

    Karl said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg laying chooks.
    One time we were taking our eggs to market in a
    basket on the front seat of the car when we hit a big bump in the road
    and all the eggs went flying and broke and made a mess."

    "What's the moral of the story?" asked the teacher.

    "Don't put all your eggs in one basket!"

    "Very good," said the teacher.


    Next little Emilie raised her hand and said, "Our family are farmers
    too. But we raise chooks for the meat market. One day we
    had a dozen eggs, but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks, and
    the moral to this story is:

    'Don't count your chickens before they're hatched'."



    "That was a fine story Emilie. Mick, do you have a story to share?"

    "Yes. My dad told me this story about my Aunty Sharon.

    Aunty Sharon was a flight engineer on a plane in the Gulf War and her
    plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had
    was 3 bottles of rum, a machine gun and a machete.

    She drank all the rum on the way down so it wouldn't break and then she
    landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops.

    She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran out of
    bullets. Then she killed twenty more with the machete until the blade
    broke.

    And then, she killed the last ten with her bare hands."

    "Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "what kind of moral did your
    father tell you from that horrible story?"

    "Stay the f*ck away from Aunty Sharon when she's been on the piss."
     
  2. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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  3. Matabele

    Matabele Well-Known Member

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    Sounds like my brother in law.
     
  4. Chip and Chase

    Chip and Chase True Supporter Staff Member Administrator Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Oldie but a goodie. Up there with the classic Little Johnny's use of the word contagious in a sentence.
     

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