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Thurs jokes

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by PJ, Sep 29, 2005.

  1. PJ

    PJ Well-Known Member

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    The Mayor of New Orleans has denied rumours the Mardi Gras is
    cancelled. He says he's expecting a record number of floats this year
    on Main St!
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    Five black men in purple dinner jackets & bow ties were found floating
    today under a pier in New Orleans. DNA tests later identified them as
    The Drifters. Rumour has it they were under the boardwalk, down by the
    sea.
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    Hurricane Katrina, typical woman! When she came she was warm wild and
    wet. When she left she took the house and contents with her.
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    Two planeloads of volunteers left Macquarie Fields today bound for New
    Orleans to assist with the looting.
     
  2. PJ

    PJ Well-Known Member

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    Having email- I'm sure you've all already the above ones
     
  3. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Gold man...all gold
     
  4. fLIP

    fLIP UFO Hunter

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    Woah, bad taste dude but all very funny.
     
  5. PJ

    PJ Well-Known Member

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    Yeah I know Flip they are pretty bad taste but unfortunately the ones that are bad taste always seem to be funnier.
     
  6. clontaago

    clontaago Well-Known Member

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    Gold PJ

    They have just circulated my workplace
     
  7. Fluffy

    Fluffy Well-Known Member

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    havnt come my way yet,. but there about to do the rounds

    top stuff
     
  8. Duff

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    A spokesman for The Animals today issued an official statement apologising, "apparently there isn't a house in Nrew Orleans".
     
  9. Fluffy

    Fluffy Well-Known Member

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    ill pay that one
     

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