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There is hope for all you stud muffins

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Matabele, Nov 25, 2005.

  1. Matabele

    Matabele Well-Known Member

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    Jessica Simpson has broken up with that dopey husband of hers.
     
  2. The Wheel

    The Wheel Well-Known Member

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    Go for it Dan!!!!!!
     
  3. byso

    byso Well-Known Member

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  4. Garts

    Garts Well-Known Member

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    you call him dopey Mata? He was Einstein compared to her.
     
  5. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    I just could never date a girl with as little brains as her, it would frustrate me to no end!

    I need a girl with an IQ of at least 80! :)
     
  6. Narcissus

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    But surely the smart ones know to steer clear of you Dan??

    What a predicament that must put you in!
     
  7. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    yeah it can make things hard! :drunk: :drunk: :drunk:
     
  8. PJ

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    Looks like she took the lyrics of her new (ripped off) song to heart cause "one of these days these boots are gunna walk right out on you".
    My tip is he wouldn't be too cut up!
     
  9. byso

    byso Well-Known Member

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    I'm sure he would have got the most outa that body.

    After that theres not much more on offer.
     
  10. clontaago

    clontaago Well-Known Member

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    She's a prawn. Head full of **** but the rest of her is ok. Having said that I would shag her in a split second, literally probably.
     
  11. The Fonz

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    Are you kidding? I'd cry for a year if she left me.

    I don't reckon she was that dumb fellas. Nobody could be that stupid. As if you could live your normal life and be yourself with cameras everywhere. I reckon it was all staged. Including those comments which painted her as an idiot.

    Jess, if your reading this. I love you. My mrs won't have to know.

    Anybody who says they wouldn't like to have a bit of that body are ****en lunatics.
    [img=200x134]../../AE_files/public/1132875577_810_FT91988_dukes3_.jpg[/img]
     
  12. The Wheel

    The Wheel Well-Known Member

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    I would even follow you there Clon
     
  13. byso

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    You would go 2nd's Wheel :)
     
  14. PJ

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    I agree that she couldn't be that dumb...but that's the funny part about watching the show!
    I'm sure Mr Lesheah would be upset about the breakup but being from a boy band himself I'm sure he can find someone else of a similar ilk no problems
     
  15. Matabele

    Matabele Well-Known Member

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    Gold!!!!! :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
     
  16. clontaago

    clontaago Well-Known Member

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    Yeah I forgot to pay that Narcissus, that was GOLD
     
  17. Nutzcraw

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    I'd tap it in a heartbeat!!
     
  18. The Fonz

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    I reckon i'd tap it so hard i'd of tapped it 10 times in a heartbeat.
     
  19. Nutzcraw

    Nutzcraw Active Member

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    I could be sitting around sinking piss with me mates having a chat but if that "boots are made for walking" clip comes on i'm just focused on that. hahaha

    For willie nelson of course :lie:
     

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