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The Vibrator

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by PJ, Jun 16, 2006.

  1. PJ

    PJ Well-Known Member

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    As a woman passes her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a
    strange buzzing noise coming from within.

    Opening the door, she observed her daughter giving herself a real
    workout with a vibrator.

    Shocked, she asked: "what in the world are you doing?"
    The daughter replied: "mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried,
    and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go
    away and leave me lone.''
    The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the
    other side of the closed bedroom door.
    Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter making passionate
    love to her vibrator.
    To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter said: "dad I'm
    thirty-five, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get
    to
    a husband.
    Please, go away and leave me alone."
    A couple of days later the wife came home from a shopping trip,
    placed the groceries on the kitchen table and heard a buzzing noise coming
    from, of all places, the living room.
    She entered and observed her husband sitting on the couch, downing a
    cold beer, and staring at the TV.

    The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy.
    The wife asked 'what the hell are you doing?'
    The husband replied I'm watching football with my son in law'
     
  2. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    nice....I can see linda rolling her eyes already
     
  3. Fluffy

    Fluffy Well-Known Member

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    that could so easily be taken the wrong way dan.
     
  4. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    yeah I knew that when I posted it champ!
     

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