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The Messiah to Manly, the deal exposed!

Discussion in 'Rugby League Forum' started by byso, Jul 1, 2005.

  1. byso

    byso Well-Known Member

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    Manly has managed to secure the services of the Messiah in 2006.


    We have managed to see the contract deal struck up for Messiah (Orford), because of his high price conditions have been placed.

    1. Must parade to manly surf once per week to show the masses that the messiah truly can walk on water.
    2. Must feed the masses at brookvale oval with one loaf of bread.
    3. Must convert water to wine (Jim Beam would be preferred).
    4. Must heal all manly players from injuring during play, waiting till after the game won’t be tolerated.
    5. Must win every game of football one loss will not be tolerated.
    6. Must accept the blame for loss as everyone knows the halfback is always at fault.

    We wish the Messiah luck........p.s. Never mind getting bagged, as long as Messiahan is here the Messiah is safe.
     
  2. PEPSI

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    Jeeez someone is bitter and twisted, and he hasnt even signed yet!
     
  3. byso

    byso Well-Known Member

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    Lost your sense of humour champ :)
     
  4. Matabele

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    For a minute there I thought we had something to celebrate.

    The only condition I'd put on him is that he wins us the big games and doesn't run around in concentric circles whilst floating the ball over the sideline or four metres behind the ball runners.
     
  5. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    someone give that dog a bone WOOF!
     
  6. PEPSI

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    what would the touchies do ?

    they have been used to getting so much ball over the last couple of years! 8D
     
  7. byso

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    You got the wrong scapegoat that’s Mullane you speak of :)

    I saw a beauty at parra stadium in the PL game!
     
  8. Matabele

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    The touchies could give King's tired legs a massage after he's made his 5 minute contribution.
     
  9. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    nah let the docs do it after they stretcher him off from exhaustion
     
  10. PEPSI

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    Chuck in a manicure and pedicure fo good measure! :D

    speaking of which; Paris Hilton would have proved better value than him thus far this year,.

    Could Byso lose his Paris nickname to Kingey ?
     
  11. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    he isnt craig wing!
     
  12. Matabele

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    Paris certainly seems more adept in front of the cameras than Kingy.
     
  13. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    yeah but Kingy doesnt have bad knees like Paris does :blaugh:
     
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  15. byso

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    Paris does have some excellent ball skills, and has shown some eagerness when it comes to taking it up the middle!

    Just a gee up Fluff, relax!
     
  17. PEPSI

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    about the only part of his body not carrying an injury! 8D
     
  18. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    I am sure most business men wouldn't mind paris on their staff either.
     
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    :lol: :clap:

    Come on guys. Credit where its due. That was quite funny. Good stuff byso! :lol:
     
  20. byso

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    Theres some gold in here! :)
     

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