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The Gay Cowboy

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by PJ, Jun 7, 2007.

  1. PJ

    PJ Well-Known Member

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    A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.
    She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about
    ranching, so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.
    Two cowboys applied for the job.
    One was gay and the other a drunk.
    She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.
    He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked hard and the ranch was doing very well.
    Then one day, the rancher's widow said 'You have done a really good job and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels.'
    The hired hand readily agreed and went into town on Saturday night.
    He returned around 2:30 AM, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine,waiting for him.
    She quietly called him over to her. 'Unbutton my blouse and take it off,' she said. Trembling, he did as she directed,
    'Now take off my boots.'
    He did as she asked, ever so slowly.
    'Now take off my socks.'
    He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.
    'Now take off my skirt.'
    He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the firelight.
    'Now take off my bra.'
    Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.
    Then she looked at him and said: 'If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired.
     
  2. Matabele

    Matabele Well-Known Member

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    Brokeback Mountain is on Movie One tomorrow night.
     
  3. PJ

    PJ Well-Known Member

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    Never seen it...all jokes aside is the movie any good?
     
  4. Matabele

    Matabele Well-Known Member

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    I haven't seen it either. I've heard it is reasonable. If I remember I'll tape it.
     
  5. Fro

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    it blows ;)

    nah its ok, there are worth movies around.
     
  6. Matabele

    Matabele Well-Known Member

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    Surely you mean "worse"? :naughty:
    :naughty:
     
  7. Kiwi Eagle

    Kiwi Eagle Moderator Staff Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Going by the heading thought this topic had something to do with Dan's avatar :p
     
  8. fLIP

    fLIP UFO Hunter

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    I haven't seen it, but one of the blokes I used to work with dead set said its arousing if you think of them as women.

    You can all imagine how bad he coped it.
     
  9. Fro

    Fro Well-Known Member

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    Matath, thurely you know all gay guys speak with a lithp
     
  10. Matabele

    Matabele Well-Known Member

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    I can't say I've been that close and intimate with them Fro.

    :dance:
     
  11. Fro

    Fro Well-Known Member

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    not what Ive heard
     
  12. Utility Player

    Utility Player Well-Known Member

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    Not as good as a Marion Morrison western
     
  13. Fro

    Fro Well-Known Member

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    yes but John Wayne was a western icon UP

    Heath Ledger is just a gay Icon
     
  14. PJ

    PJ Well-Known Member

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    he also sold his arse for drugs in another movie- Candy that Aussie flick
     
  15. Fro

    Fro Well-Known Member

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    yeah but we've all done that at one time or another PJ :).......or is it just me???
     
  16. Matabele

    Matabele Well-Known Member

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    Only those with a bachelor degree.
     
  17. PJ

    PJ Well-Known Member

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    Fro that was a long time ago....I had a headache....and panadol was scarce.... ;)
     
  18. ManlyBacker

    ManlyBacker Winging it Staff Member

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    I found the movie one of the most overrated, long-winded pieces of boring tripe I have had to sit through. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
     
  19. Fro

    Fro Well-Known Member

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    "had to sit through"?? most TVs I have seen came with a remote and Cinemas have doors..

    Unless of course you were dragged there to watch it and then I totally understand you "had to" watch it ;)
     
  20. Matabele

    Matabele Well-Known Member

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    MB's missus controls the remote in their household. ;)
     

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