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The English Bulldog

Discussion in 'Rugby League Forum' started by Earnie the Eagle, Nov 26, 2011.

  1. Earnie the Eagle

    Earnie the Eagle Well-Known Member

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    The English Bulldog according to Australian Kennel Standards.


    Bulldog adults are quiet and rather phlegmatic, spending much of the day snoring on the sofa.

    Tenacious stubbornness if he decides he really, really doesn't want to do something (Des Hasler)

    Serious food possessiveness -- Bulldogs should not be fed around small children or other pets .

    Poor Breeders.

    Snorting, snuffling, wheezing, grunting, loud snoring.

    Slobbering and drooling.

    Persistent Gassiness (flatulence) Farting

    A multitude of health problems, a short lifespan, and sky-high vet bills.

    Amazing that this profile fits the current Canterberry Bulldogs, their coach and supporters.
     
  2. Moondog

    Moondog Grey-beard loon Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Geez Ernie, that profile seems to fit me too (apart from the poor breeder bit). Hope I don't turn into a Dogs supporter. lol.
     
  3. Earnie the Eagle

    Earnie the Eagle Well-Known Member

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    It could apply to most fellas. lol
     
  4. Clint

    Clint . Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    haha nice one moondog. My missus reckons the same thing too.... about me not you:p
     
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  5. Moondog

    Moondog Grey-beard loon Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Whatever she's telling you Clint, it's not true!
     
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  6. Nthn NSW

    Nthn NSW Active Member

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    Sounds like a certain journo by the same name..
     
  7. eagles2win

    eagles2win Well-Known Member

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    Why do I get the feeling we'll be seeing a few signs of 'English bulldog' for James Graham next season
     

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