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Something for Kite and co to work on in the off season

Discussion in 'Rugby League Forum' started by Kiwi Eagle, Sep 24, 2009.

  1. Kiwi Eagle

    Kiwi Eagle Moderator Staff Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Have more sex, play better cricket: Kirsten
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    New Delhi, September 23, 2009

    Indian cricket coach Gary Kirsten has spelt out his mantra for making the team more aggressive, and therefore more successful, on the field. Have more sex, he says.

    Kirsten wants the team to be more sexually active. According to him, if the players don't have a partner, they should simply imagine.

    In a four-page document, Kirsten says having more sex will increase testosterone levels, which in turn will increase the players' strength, aggression and competitiveness. Not having sex for a few months can cause a significant drop in aggression levels.

    The document put together by Kirsten and mental conditioning expert Paddy Upton has been shared with each Indian player.

    The document goes beyond the use of passion to increase performance. It asks the players to develop "social, emotional and spiritual intelligence".
     
  2. Fro

    Fro Well-Known Member

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    Yeah great idea, encourage more professional sportsmen to get some gash :)

    Husseys quote was great, "I've been away from home 4 months, i've forgotten how to do it " :)
     
  3. The Wheel

    The Wheel Well-Known Member

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    That might have been Husseys problem in Ashes - you cant play good cricket with Massive Sperm Buildup (MSB).
     
  4. The Gronk

    The Gronk Well-Known Member

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    Steve Waugh's nickname wasn't Tugga for no reason - that's a lot of time away on tour. 
     
  5. Chip and Chase

    Chip and Chase True Supporter Staff Member Administrator Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Another progressive South African thinker.
     
  6. Moops

    Moops Well-Known Member

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    But aren't people who don't have sex regularly more on edge?
     
  7. kingyfan

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    Kingy has been using this method for the past 18 months now and it is working for him.  I am a bit over it though.
     
  8. Guest

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    That explains why Jason Stevens was such a soft prop.  Obviously Ben Ross hasn't had a root for a few years either.

    The club should purchase Chard Road so that the players can do their pre match warm up there instead of on the oval.

    KE needs to tell the warriors that sex with sheep doesn't improve performance.
     
  9. Ryan

    Ryan Well-Known Member

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    Jezuz-H - I should be an elite athlete of SOME type in this case.
    Hehehehehehe

    And we've heard all the dwarf tossing competition & jockey jokes before guys - and yes, I have been world champion in both of these events.
     
  10. Kiwi Eagle

    Kiwi Eagle Moderator Staff Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    You will find more Kiwis at Souths than the Warriors these days Tookey
     
  11. Guest

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    I was wondering why there was a mob of sheep at Redfern oval yesterday.
     
  12. Bradza

    Bradza Well-Known Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Hussey was talking about his batting when he said "I've forgotten how to do it."
     
  13. Kiwi Eagle

    Kiwi Eagle Moderator Staff Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    The bolded part in the original post also suggests that watching Orford playing league has similar effects as sex for DSM
     
  14. clontaago

    clontaago Well-Known Member

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    Hand to Gland combat doesnt count mate.
     
  15. The Gronk

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    Hand to Gland combat doesnt count mate.
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