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Some sweet jokes for you kids

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Nutzcraw, Mar 1, 2007.

  1. Nutzcraw

    Nutzcraw Active Member

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    1. A little girl comes home from school and says to her mother "Mum, Mum! Today i saw Billy's penis at school and it was like a peanut!!"

    The mother replies "Is that because it was small??"

    The little girl replies "No, It's because it tasted salty like a Peanut!"

    2. A family are driving behind a truck when a big dildo flies out of the truck and hits their front windscreen. Being a good catholic the mother tries to protect her sons innocence and says "wow, that was a big insect"

    The Son replies "I'm surprised it can fly with a cock that big!"

    Couple of ****ty ones but might liven up someones day
     
  2. Jatz Crackers

    Jatz Crackers Moderator Staff Member

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    Keep em coming Nutz. :dance:
     

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