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Some jokes

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by clontaago, Aug 5, 2008.

  1. clontaago

    clontaago Well-Known Member

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    I keep having my profile on that dating website RSVP rejected.
    One of the questions is, 'What do you want in a woman?'.
    Apparently 'my dick' is not an acceptable answer.
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    A suicide bomber runs into a pet shop and yells, 'you've all got 30 seconds to get out!'
    The tortoise at the back of the shop shouts, 'you prick !'
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    why are women like clouds? eventually they go away and its a really nice day
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    Whats the difference between light and hard?
    You can sleep with a light on.
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    A man walks into a petrol station and says, 'can I please have a KitKat Chunky?'
    The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back to him.
    'No,' says the man, 'I wanted a normal KitKat, you fat bitch.'
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    My wife, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me one of these mood rings so she could monitor my mood.
    We discovered that, when I am in a good mood, it turns green and, when I am in a bad mood, it leaves a big  big red mark on her forehead.
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    I was at an ATM money machine when an old lady came up and asked me to check her balance.
    So I pushed her over.
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    Zebo, a half blind five year old south african orphan, has to ride 7 miles a day to school with only one leg on a bicycle with buckled wheels and no brakes. Give just small donation of 2 dollars and we'll send you the video, it's hilarious....
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    I had a dog named minton who had an unfortunate habit of eating shuttlecocks.
    Bad minton.
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    Two men are in a pub. One says to his mate 'My mother-in-law is an angel'. The reply from his friend...... 'You're so  lucky... Mine's still alive...'
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    A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.
    The librarian says; 'no way, you won't bring it back.'
     
  2. Matabele

    Matabele Well-Known Member

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    I think the joke for today is this:

    NRL
     
  3. clontaago

    clontaago Well-Known Member

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    Agree completely.
     
  4. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Did you hear that they have found Diarrhea is hereditary ...
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    it runs in your genes!
     
  5. Matabele

    Matabele Well-Known Member

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    I haven't heard that one since back in Kindergarten
     
  6. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    just keeping it real Matas
     

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