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Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Matabele, Apr 11, 2006.

  1. Matabele

    Matabele Well-Known Member

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    I notice Jessica Simpson is in town? I also seem to recall all you bachelor boys describing her as the ultimate.

    So I expect you will document your tales of conquest for us all to enjoy?

    (In your dreams) :roll:
     
  2. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    hmmm I cant handle girls with no brains. Whilst she has a decent body her head and its contents leave a bit to be desired.
     
  3. Matabele

    Matabele Well-Known Member

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    So you don't buy that the dumb blonde act is a marketing ploy?
     
  4. Nutzcraw

    Nutzcraw Active Member

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    YES, I love her!!

    *commence stalking* hahaha

    yeah she is hot as!
     
  5. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Some of it sure, but I would say she has been pampered most of her life and is about as intelligent as you would expect of someone in that lifestyle
     
  6. Utility Player

    Utility Player Well-Known Member

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    There is just no way I would have sex with her





    again :lol:
     
  7. robbiea

    robbiea Well-Known Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    The most intelligent thing to ever come out of her mouth was
     
  8. Matabele

    Matabele Well-Known Member

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    I'm sorry

    Did the occasion get to you?

    apparently there's some sort of nasal spray that might have helped.
     
  9. robbiea

    robbiea Well-Known Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Fro Well-Known Member

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    the whole family is out here.

    little sister carbon copy (also known as Ashlee) and Mumma and Puppa simpson, dont know their names, Homer and Marge probably
     
  11. robbiea

    robbiea Well-Known Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    I thought my in-laws were a pain in the arse ,Imagine getting involved with that ,her old man is her manager & makes her decisions for her & tells her what to do. I would still plug it tho ???
     
  12. Utility Player

    Utility Player Well-Known Member

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    I'm sorry

    Did the occasion get to you?

    apparently there's some sort of nasal spray that might have helped.

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    Nasal spray ? are we talking oral sex here, I'm sure she shaves so there would be no risk of a case of the sneezes
     
  13. Nutzcraw

    Nutzcraw Active Member

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    nasal spray = premature ejaculation remedy
     
  14. Utility Player

    Utility Player Well-Known Member

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    You don't say Nutz, even though I'm a country boy I'm not that naive.
     
  15. robbiea

    robbiea Well-Known Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Ive never heard of it ,Damn -I could of used that 15 yrs ago !!!,ok ,i could still make use it..
     
  16. Nutzcraw

    Nutzcraw Active Member

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    Ok
     
  17. robbiea

    robbiea Well-Known Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    I never heard of it before & i was a city boy,so what do u do ,just spray it on !!!Just hypothetically ofcourse.
     
  18. Nutzcraw

    Nutzcraw Active Member

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    I have no idea actually.... i just hear the ads over the radio about "Nasal spray technology to help you become a marathon man in bed" I assume you spray it up ya nose and it makes you think about grandma's naked when your about to lose it?? 8|
     
  19. Barks

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    are you sure you don't post keeping in mind your GF may read what you post. You say oh the right things
    ;)
     
  20. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    nah its true mate, she aint that good. Linda never reads here. I know that much, even if she did she knows when I am just being a dick and when I am serious
     

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