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Reasons You Shouldn't Forward Me That Email

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Narcissus, Nov 2, 2006.

  1. Narcissus

    Narcissus Member

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    Reasons You Shouldn't Forward Me That Email

    With thanks to BBSpot.com, via Digg...

    Reasons You Shouldn't Forward Me That Email
    11. I eat puppies, kittens, and other cute animals, and sending me pictures of them only makes me hungry for more.
    10. I've been on the Internet forever and have already seen/heard/smelled whatever you're sending before.
    9. You'd like me to remain your friend.
    8. I don't care if the kid dies from cancer.
    7. I have a sense of humor and that joke isn't remotely funny.
    6. If you forward that message to ten of your friends then a unicorn dies.
    5. You'll prove once and for all that I'm smarter than you.
    4. I am actually hoping to get robbed/mugged/carjacked.
    3. If I wanted to see pictures of babies, I'd buy an Anne Geddes book.
    2. If it doesn't have to do with making my penis bigger then I don't want it in my Inbox.
    1. Bill Gates already sent me my free Xbox, $1000, and tickets to Disney. I don't want to be greedy.
     
  2. Nutzcraw

    Nutzcraw Active Member

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    ???
     
  3. Jatz Crackers

    Jatz Crackers Moderator Staff Member

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    Reasons You Shouldn't Forward Me That Email

    Is he Nutz or is he Crackers. I cant tell which ! :p
     
  4. Canteen Worker

    Canteen Worker Well-Known Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Reasons You Shouldn't Forward Me That Email

    Is he Nutz or is he Crackers. I cant tell which ! :p

    [/quote]Take your pick!!! They are both imbeciles!!!! :dance:
    :dance: :dance:
     
  5. Nutzcraw

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    Reasons You Shouldn't Forward Me That Email

    :cry:
     
  6. Narcissus

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    Well guys, I thought it was funny :(

    Maybe I get more ****ty forwards than the rest of you!
     

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