Prepare now for the Beijing Olympics

[Jatz Crackers]

Prepare now for the Beijing Olympics. Learn Chinese in 5 minutes (You MUST read them aloud)


That's not right : Sum Ting Wong

Are you harbouring a fugitive? :  Hu Yu Hai Ding

See me ASAP : Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man : Dum Fuk

Small Horse : Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach? :  Wai Yu So Tan

I bumped into a coffee table : Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni

I think you need a face lift : Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here :  Wai So Dim

I thought you were on a diet : Wai Yu Mun Ching

This is a tow away zone : No Pah King

Our meeting is scheduled for next week : Wai Yu Kum Nao

Staying out of sight : Lei Ying Lo

He's cleaning his automobile : Wa Shing Ka

Your body odour is offensive : Yu Stin Ki Pu

 

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[Jatz Crackers]

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Ah yes, I know him. That pappadam delivery fellow. 

** wobbles head while speaking**

 

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