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Post-It Notes - For those little things you might forget

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by clontaago, Sep 25, 2006.

  1. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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  2. earl

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    Ahh yes,
    Many a morning spent looking through a chicks mail to find out her name. Could have used the post-it-note thoey but problem is I dont know their name when i pick them up.
     
  3. clontaago

    clontaago Well-Known Member

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    I dropped a chick off in the city one morning and asked if I could get her number. When she said yes, I handed her my phone as for the life of me I couldnt remember her name.

    She looked straight through me and said, "You dont remember my name do you". To which I replied no. "Well you dont get my ****ing number then" and slams the door shut.

    Should have made her get a taxi.
     
  4. PJ

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    lol....the worst is when you not only don't remember their name but how they got to your bed and whether or not you did the deed!
     
  5. clontaago

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    Or when you wake up in their bed, near naked, not knowing what suburb you are even in, looking at the person laying next to you with a shaved head and too many piercings, thinking that you might have just shagged the ugliest lesbian on earth.
     
  6. earl

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    i dont think HE was a lesbian Clonny. :blaugh:
     
  7. PJ

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    ha lol....that same thing happened to someone I know called Doug....
     
  8. clontaago

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    i dont think HE was a lesbian Clonny. :blaugh:

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    Earl I had to blink a few times just to make sure mate.
     
  9. Dan

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    lol. Doug that story will forever go down as one of the funniest situations a mate has ever been in.

    I reckon you ran one through her as well!
     
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    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    I knew it.......YOu shagged a man!
     
  12. Garts

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    My soon to be brother in law took home what he thought was a girl, went for the grope and grabbed a handfull of cock & balls :blaugh: :blaugh:

    I would have taken that to the grave,no one would need to know about it, ever!!!!!
     
  13. Dan

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    Are you kidding me???/

    Part of the charm of a first night dance floor party is going the grope, it is what you check first! Grope....cool want to come to my place?

    vs

    Grope.....oh **** get out of my room, then the dude beating you down and groping you!
     
  14. Garts

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    Well thats what he told me, and I dont know why you would make something like that up. Its all kinds of wrong!!!!
     
  15. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Yeah it is hardly a bragging point.

    It would quite clearly be a "My mate" story at best!!!!

    I still like Dougs.

    I use the technique of handing over my phone to get them to type in the name :)

    have done it with most of the girls I have been with because for some reason as soon as they start talking I just completely lose interest and stop listening
     
  16. earl

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    Your all class boss.
    I would usually look for the Adams Apple first.

    What do you do if she rocks back in disgust.
    "Oh sorry , just checking to see if you are in fact a sheila." :lol:
     
  17. Dan

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    Never happens mate.....never happens!
     
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    Yeah but Dan you seem to be too pretty to be a boy and so when you go the grope they probably just think that they're getting some dyke action!

    They're probably the ones that are a little disappointed when you whip out the little ones...
     
  19. Dan

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    By that stage it is too late for them.......ha ha ha
     

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