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Positions Vacant

Discussion in 'Rugby League Forum' started by Matabele, Jul 16, 2005.

  1. Matabele

    Matabele Well-Known Member

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    All the makers of the "Save our captain Monas" and "We Wuv our skip" banners are please to be advised of the following positions vacant with other supporters groups. They NEED your expertise:

    West Tigers: "Save Mark O'Neill - Mr Charisma"

    Storm: "Save our Robbie (the Cowboy)"

    Raiders: "Save Simple Simon"

    Cowboys: "Bowman forever"

    Bulldogs: "Braith was next captain"

    Souths: "We need $500,000 more for Ashley"

    Souths: "Bryan was a media victim"

    As you can see, Manly are not alone in their disgraceful treatment of a captain. These other clubs need to be bought to account immediately. Don't they know the meaning of loyalty - I mean Monas changed the colour of his blood from green to pink in 12 months.

    A handsome remuneration package higher than the current dole payments are on offer. If you're really lucky we'll throw in a Holden Gemini.
     
  2. Matabele

    Matabele Well-Known Member

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    I'm on a mission to find those MSE foold some gainful employment.
     
  3. sue ridgepipe

    sue ridgepipe Active Member

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    too big a job mata.you have finally bitten off more than you can chew.
     
  4. Matabele

    Matabele Well-Known Member

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    Surely they can stitch and sew.

    We just won't get Byso to check the spelling.
     
  5. silver

    silver Active Member

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    Don't be so generous Mata, they would struggle squeezing the sauce onto burgers at McDonalds
     
  6. Stuey Davis Socks

    Stuey Davis Socks Well-Known Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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  7. Matabele

    Matabele Well-Known Member

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    Nah, just a '79 TD
     

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