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politically incorrect joke.

Discussion in 'Rugby League Forum' started by Jerry1, Jun 17, 2010.

  1. Jerry1

    Jerry1 Well-Known Member

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    This was just sent to me - Sorry if you've seen it before.


    THE YOUNG IRAQI.



    Russell Crowe flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi play rugby league and is suitably

    impressed with the boy and arranges for him to come over to South Sydney .

    He signs him up to a one year contract and the kid joins the team for the pre-season matches.



    Two weeks later The Rabbits are down 10 nil to Easts with only 15 minutes left before

    the end of the game.

    The coach gives the young Iraqi the nod and he goes in. The kid is a sensation and scores

    3 tries in 10 minutes and wins the game for South Sydney .



    The fans are thrilled, the players and coaches are delighted, and the media are in

    love with the new star.

    When the kid comes off the ground he phones his mum to tell her about his first day of playing

    Australian Rugby League.



    ''Hello mum, guess what?'' he says. ''I played for 15 minutes today, we were 10 nil down,

    but I scored 3 tries and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the media...

    ''Wonderful,'' says his mum, ''Let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the

    street and robbed,your sister and I were ambushed, raped and beaten, and your brother

    has joined a gang of looters, and all while you were having such a great time.''

    The young Iraqi was very upset.

    ''What can I say mum, I'm so sorry.''

    ''Sorry? You're sorry?'' says his mum, ''It's your fault we moved to Redfern in the first place.''
     
  2. Matabele

    Matabele Well-Known Member

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    Speaking of PC incorrect jokes.

    Ain't it grand that the Queenslanders have to win one more year before they can employ their entire hand to show their success?
     
  3. Jerry1

    Jerry1 Well-Known Member

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    Most of them can't count - but they can drive a tractor.

    :)
     
  4. bob dylan

    bob dylan Well-Known Member Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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  5. blitzkrieg

    blitzkrieg Active Member

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    But 6 fingers lets us play a mean banjo ;)
     
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    Jethro This space is for rent Staff Member Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    But 6 fingers lets us play a mean banjo ;)
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  8. Canteen Worker

    Canteen Worker Well-Known Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Sounds like the old gag "How do Tasmanians greet each other?" A - "Give me six!" :) :) :) :)
     
  9. Cameron

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    wat bout the incident at qld training on tuesday
    Billy Slater ran around thurston, around inglis, around thaiday, around civoniceva and around izzy

    a disgusted coached mal threw his clipboard and shook his head in disgust, "the cones bill i said run around the ****ing CONES"
     
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  11. eagles2win

    eagles2win Well-Known Member

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    Here's a couple that got sent to me

    Timmy was at school, the teacher asked all the kids what there dads did for a job, kids yeld fireman, chippy etc. But Timmy kept quiet so the teacher asked him about his dad.
    "My dad dances in a gay club & takes his clothes off all his clothes for men.If they pay enough he'll go out with a man, rent a hotelroom & sleep with them"
    The teacher sent the other kids to lunch and took Timmy aside to ask if that was true
    "No" said Timmy "......he plays for the NSW Origin side but I was to embarrassed to say"

    I said to my wife "Right sexy, upstairs now!"
    She looked at me and said "Oooh yeah you randy sod"
    I said "No seriously, the match is starting now piss OFF!"
     
  12. WAMF

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    MISS ME YET? HOW'S THAT 'CHANGE' YOU WANTED GOING?

    [img=303x400]http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/2297/howard.png[/img]
     
  13. SeaEagleRock8

    SeaEagleRock8 Sea Eagle Lach Staff Member Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    That photo reminds me that the term 'politically incorrect' is a misnomer. Of course, what is politically correct for one class or social grouping is incorrect for the other.
    Little Johnny himself was always a politically incorrect joke to me, but to the big business interests of the world he was totally correct. As we all know the term PC is nowadays generally used in a derogatory way in defence of (white male dominated) bourgeois ideology. Typically, to point out that the prejudice & discrimination someone seeks to avoid is really quite harmless. I'm sure many Joey supporters feel he is a victim of PC gone mad, after all Joey is a good bloke who reportedly plays golf and is liked by his friends.
    (Of course none of this is to imply I didn't chuckle at some of the above jokes, being white & male myself)
     
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    Andrew Johns' son Jack comes home from school upset so Joey asked why. Jack said he had a geography test and only got 9/10. Why Joey asked? Jack said "well they asked me where the black sea was and I said he played in the centres for QLD"  :eek:
     
  16. eagles2win

    eagles2win Well-Known Member

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    I went to a disco on saturday night and they played the "twist", so I did the twist. Then they played "jump" so I jumped and then they played "Come on Eileen" and I got thrown out
     
  17. Av8r

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    Nice work pplz ;D
     
  18. lismore_fan

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    Love it!
     
  19. Jerry1

    Jerry1 Well-Known Member

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    Deep - very deep.
    :p
     
  20. SeaEagleRock8

    SeaEagleRock8 Sea Eagle Lach Staff Member Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    When others are being serious I tend to be flippant and vice versa. Can't explain it really ???
     

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