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Player Nicknames

Discussion in 'Rugby League Forum' started by The Gronk, Apr 18, 2007.

  1. The Gronk

    The Gronk Well-Known Member

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    OK you lot,

    Most of you seem to fancy your acerbic wits, yet when you look at the list of nicknames that are around for the players, we can't do much better than what is already out there, or some lame shortening of a surname (although Halfasanga and Sione Alphabet rate pretty highly). If we fancy ourselves as a bunch of manly fanatics I reckon we should be able to come up with some nicknames for the players that have extremely convoluted origins and/or are a biting commentary on our players.

    Also some of our newcomers need to be christened in true silvertails style.

    1. Brett Stewart Snake
    2. Michael Robertson Robbo
    3. Steve Bell Beaver2
    4. Jamie Lyon Wimmaway, Killer
    5. Chris Hicks
    6. Travis Burns Monty
    7. Matt Orford Ox
    8. Jason King Princess
    9. Michael Monaghan Concentric Circles/Messiahan/Monas/Moanagain/MM
    10. Brent Kite BK2
    11. Steve Menzies Beaver
    12. Anthony Watmough Choc
    13. Glenn Stewart Stewy2

    Others
    Steve Matai
    Matt Ballin
    Luke Williamson Willo
    Mark Bryant Martin
    George Rose
    Shayne Dunley The angry gnome
    Jack Afamasaga Halfasanga
    Sione Finefeuiaki Sione Alphabet
    Adam Cuthbertson Cuthbo
    Glenn Hall

    Any suggestions for some new ones?
     
  2. Fluffy

    Fluffy Well-Known Member

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    10. Brent Kite Whopper
    12. Anthony Watmough What else, what now, whatmough
    13. Glenn Stewart Gift

    Matt Ballin Matty B
    Mark Bryant Boxhead
    George Rose pie eater, Georgy porgy
    Shayne Dunley The angry smurf
     
  3. Jatz Crackers

    Jatz Crackers Moderator Staff Member

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    1. Brett Stewart……………(BS, jimmy, slippery, thong licker)
    2. Michael Robertson ……..(cods, flasher, peewee)
    3. Steve Bell………..………(tinker, ding-a-ling, sidesteppa)
    4. Jamie Lyon………………( I like wimma)
    5. Chris Hicks ……………..(jethro, cross)
    6. Travis Burns……………..(carlo, red ant, angry ant)
    7. Matt Orford ….………………?
    8. Jason King ………………(joe, broken nail, bwana)
    9. Michael Monaghan ……...plenty already done
    10. Brent Kite …..………… (fly buys, breezer)
    11. Steve Menzies…………..(camel toe, bearded clam, sir beaver, alotavagina)
    12. Anthony Watmough…….(short stack, tug boat)
    13. Glenn Stewart……………….(T, convict, rastafarian)

    Others
    Steve Matai………………………(tanty, sheeplocks)
    Matt Ballin………………………(Mr Crisp, zipper)
    Luke Williamson………………...(cricket bat, plodder)
    Mark Bryant……………………..(alien, dropped pie)
    George Rose ……………………(donut king, muncher)
    Sione Finefeuiaki ………………(Sione Alphabet)
    Adam Cuthbertson………………(DC, 240, spark)
    Glenn Hall……………………….(towny, square)

    In fact, other than tinker, wimma, they are all JC originals i reserve all copyright.
     
  4. fLIP

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    Chris Hicks - Jesus
     
  5. fLIP

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    Glen Hall - Nutty
     
  6. Jatz Crackers

    Jatz Crackers Moderator Staff Member

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    Nutbush city limits. Tina.
     
  7. fLIP

    fLIP UFO Hunter

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    Did you see him playing with the family joules on fox?
     
  8. The Gronk

    The Gronk Well-Known Member

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    1. Brett Stewart……………(BS, jimmy, slippery, thong licker) thong licker? wtf?
    2. Michael Robertson ……..(cods, flasher, peewee) cods...I like it
    3. Steve Bell………..………(tinker, ding-a-ling, sidesteppa) tinker...yeah not bad
    4. Jamie Lyon………………( I like wimma)
    5. Chris Hicks ……………..(jethro, cross) Jesus has it for me atm
    6. Travis Burns……………..(carlo, red ant, angry ant) carlo?
    7. Matt Orford ….………………?
    8. Jason King ………………(joe, broken nail, bwana) I think princess still wins
    9. Michael Monaghan ……...plenty already done
    10. Brent Kite …..………… (fly buys, breezer)
    11. Steve Menzies…………..(camel toe, bearded clam, sir beaver, alotavagina) beaver is a classic and must not be tampered with!!
    12. Anthony Watmough…….(short stack, tug boat) tug boat....gold
    13. Glenn Stewart……………….(T, convict, rastafarian) Bob Marley?

    Others
    Steve Matai………………………(tanty, sheeplocks) sheep shagger
    Matt Ballin………………………(Mr Crisp, zipper) Mr Crisp...yeah good stuff
    Luke Williamson………………...(cricket bat, plodder) cricket bat...Gray Nicholls?
    Mark Bryant……………………..(alien, dropped pie) what about martin? I think every team needs a serial killer....
    George Rose ……………………(donut king, muncher) doey?
    Sione Finefeuiaki ………………(Sione Alphabet)
    Adam Cuthbertson………………(DC, 240, spark) DC...nice
    Glenn Hall……………………….(towny, square) Tina is gold

    At some stage I will collate and we can sort a team line up out?
     
  9. Nutzcraw

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    I always call Anthony Watmough.. Anthony Watmuff just to be annoying :)
     
  10. Nutzcraw

    Nutzcraw Active Member

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    or Anothony Watmeow
     
  11. Crushercleal

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    Guys, Mark Bryant HAS to be called the Predator. Have you seen the Predator with his mask off? He looks EXACTLY like Bryant's mug shot!!!!!!!!!! My brother is in complete agreement with me.
     
  12. fLIP

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    George Rose - Four n' Twenty, Hamburglar
     
  13. Crushercleal

    Crushercleal Active Member

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    George Rose = Gorgeous George (from the movie 'Snatch')
     
  14. domdom

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    four'n'twenty for rose is gold.
     
  15. Nutzcraw

    Nutzcraw Active Member

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    Luke Williamson is the cougar
     
  16. Crushercleal

    Crushercleal Active Member

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    Haha agreed.
     
  17. nodd

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    Has he been practising the art of speediness?
     
  18. Crushercleal

    Crushercleal Active Member

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    80 minutes of football makes Willo's shorts fit nice. :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  19. Nutzcraw

    Nutzcraw Active Member

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    When he is on the bench he is practising the art of invisibleness
     
  20. Jatz Crackers

    Jatz Crackers Moderator Staff Member

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    When he goes on holidays to Scotland he practices the art of Loch Ness.

    That was terrible wasnt it :lol2:
     

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