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Parrot's Prostrate

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Matabele, Jul 3, 2008.

  1. Matabele

    Matabele Well-Known Member

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    This is what you get for lurking around in toilets in London probably.

    http://www.smh.com.au/news/people/talkback-king-alan-jones-fights-cancer/2008/07/03/1214950907478.html

    For, no need to correct the "mistake" in the title.  It is a hopeful prediction. 
     
  2. The Gronk

    The Gronk Well-Known Member

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    When the doctor did the finger test I bet he enjoyed it so much he went to get a second, third, fourth opinion. 
     
  3. Guest

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    He probably should get checked out for colon cancer as well.
     
  4. Canteen Worker

    Canteen Worker Well-Known Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    I loved it when he said "We are not into dying!"

    Firstly he is not a plural and secondly even he does not control his own mortality.
     
  5. Matabele

    Matabele Well-Known Member

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    Not that there's anything wrong with that!  (Unless you're John Laws)
     
  6. Jatz Crackers

    Jatz Crackers Moderator Staff Member

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    Did John Hopoate offer an opinion.
     
  7. ManlyBacker

    ManlyBacker Winging it Staff Member

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    You wouldn't wish this condition on any man, but I'm happy to make an exception this time.
     
  8. Matabele

    Matabele Well-Known Member

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    I'm told it has just been re-confirmed by the 312th doctor consulted. 
     
  9. The Gronk

    The Gronk Well-Known Member

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    ...and the doctor's surgery was located in the mens room in the middle of Hyde Park
     

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