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Orange shoes

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Dan, Mar 16, 2012.

  1. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Why should you not buy Orange shoes?






    Because they have no souls....
     
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  2. globaleagle

    globaleagle Où est mon chapeau Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    [​IMG]


    Well, people called me drunk when I posted some jokes so.....
     
  3. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    haha not drunk just in a TFIF sort of mood
     
  4. globaleagle

    globaleagle Où est mon chapeau Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    I know what you mean.

    Though it's 5.33pm thursday arvo here.

    what about green shoes?
     
  5. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    who knows?

    All i know is gingers have no souls
     
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    Must be why they are so good in the sack,just sayin
     
  7. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    no that's about desperation
     
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    The Eagle Well-Known Member

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    Desperation is tapping a tanned woman,skin like a handbag
     
  9. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    from the womans behalf mate, not the other way around.

    *sigh* I'll explain it to you.

    - Stereotype is that gingers are ugly and have no soul
    - Therefore the ginger female is desperate for any male attention ergo they perform better in bed to gain approval and said attention.

    Same goes for girls with Daddy issues too come to think of it
     
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  11. globaleagle

    globaleagle Où est mon chapeau Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    And from that day on, Dan promised never to post another joke online and rode off into the sunset, finger raised.

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  12. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Sometimes I have to remind myself that my brain does not work the same as others and my sense of humor is somewhat more warped than others.

    My wife for one thinks I am more annoying than funny, I tend to disagree with her
     
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    Jessica rabbit has a soul
     
  14. globaleagle

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  15. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    incorrect, she is a cartoon character and thus has no soul.

    Perfect example of all this is Ronald McDonald, and Julia Gillard.
     
  16. Cameron

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    You'll get done for defamation for that post Dan
    By McDonalds ;)
     

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