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NRL Joke

Discussion in 'Rugby League Forum' started by The Wheel, May 8, 2008.

  1. The Wheel

    The Wheel Well-Known Member

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    Oldy but a goldy - If footy clubs were women

    Melbourne Storm - Delta Goodrem. Tidy, attractive, professional &
    > uncontroversial. Nice to look at, but for some reason just makes you
    > want to yawn.

    > St George Illawarra Dragons - Elle Macpherson. Past her best but still
    > easy on the eye and an old favourite with most.

    > Souths Rabbitohs - Whitney Houston. Has not looked after herself in
    > recent years and has gone completely off the rails.

    > Sydney Roosters - Amelie Mauresmo. Last woman on Earth
    > scenario: you still wouldn't.

    > Parramatta Eels - Jenna Jameson porno star. Cops a pounding but are
    > always around in the final scenes, even if they are choking......

    > Wests Tigers - Britney Spears. At times can look stunning, at others
    > it can get ugly.

    > Canterbury Bulldogs - Christina Aguilera. Looks like she enjoys it
    > rough and dirty.

    > NZ Warriors - Paris Hilton. Lays down way too easily.

    > Canberra Raiders - Princess Diana. May be a blue blood, but hasn't
    > done anything for a while.

    > Brisbane Broncos - Jessica Simpson. Got some great moves & had the
    > same father in charge for entire existence.

    > Cronulla Sharks - Anna Kournikova. Look great but have never won
    > anything.

    > Penrith Panthers - Krystal from Big Brother. Has the biggest and best
    > assets going around, but we all know they're not the real deal.

    > North Queensland Cowboys - Beyonce. Quality all over, but especially
    > good at the back.

    > Newcastle Knights - Kylie Minogue. Very decent despite not having much up
    > front.

    > Gold Coast Titans - The Olsen Twins. Not ready to go yet but shaping
    > quite well.

    > Manly Sea Eagles - Julia Gillard. Still can't produce any juniors
     
  2. Nutzcraw

    Nutzcraw Active Member

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    I have an NRL joke for you...


    South Sydney Rabbitohs.
     
  3. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    David Gallop
     
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  5. clontaago

    clontaago Well-Known Member

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    The entire Channel 9 commentary team
     
  6. Chip and Chase

    Chip and Chase True Supporter Staff Member Administrator Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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  7. Cameron

    Cameron Cambo Premium Member

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    Manly Sea Eagles - Rachel Bilson often overlooked and overshadowed by company she keeps. But has a small loyal group of followers who understand quailty when they see it.

    :)

    anyone who doesnt know who she is, shes was the Brunette hornbag out of the OC.
     
  8. Fluffy

    Fluffy Well-Known Member

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    the storm "uncontroversial"??

    Grapple, chicken wing, flying V?
     

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