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New Year's Eve Funny

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Canteen Worker, Dec 31, 2005.

  1. Canteen Worker

    Canteen Worker Well-Known Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    New Year's Eve Funny

    A lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Dakota. He shot and dropped a
    bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As
    the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his
    tractor and asked him what he was doing.

    The lawyer responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm
    going to retrieve it." The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and
    you are not coming over here."

    The indignant lawyer said, "I'm one of the best trial attorneys in
    California and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take
    everything you own."

    The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we settle
    disputes in North Dakota. We settle small disagreements like this with the
    North Dakota Three Kick Rule."

    The lawyer asked, "What's that?"

    The farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, first I
    kick you three times and then you kick me three times and so on back and
    forth until someone gives up."

    The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he
    could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom.

    The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the
    attorney. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy steel-toed work boot
    into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick to
    the midriff sent the lawyer's last meal gushing from his mouth. The
    barrister was on all fours when the farmer's third kick to his rear end
    sent him face-first into a fresh cow pie.

    The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet.

    Wiping his face with the arm of his jacket, he said, "Okay, you old coot.
    Now it's my turn."

    [I love this part.....]

    The old farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up. You can have the duck." :clap:

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