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New Self Improvement Courses for Men!!!

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Canteen Worker, Jan 24, 2006.

  1. Canteen Worker

    Canteen Worker Well-Known Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    W.I.C.O.E.
    (Women In Charge Of Everything)


    is proud to announce the opening of its EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!

    OPEN TO MEN ONLY
    Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants

    The course is in sessions lasting two days, and topics covered in this course
    include:

    DAY ONE

    HOW TO WATER THE PLANTS
    Step by step guide with slide presentation


    TOILET ROLLS -- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
    Roundtable discussion

    DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
    Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

    DISHES & CUTLERY; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY
    THEMSELVES?
    Debate among a panel of experts.

    REMOTE CONTROL
    Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups

    LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
    Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum


    DAY TWO

    EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE RUBBISH BIN?
    Group discussion and role play

    HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
    PowerPoint presentation

    REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
    Testimonial from the one man who did

    IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
    Driving simulation

    LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR SPOUSE
    Online class and role playing

    HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
    Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

    REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
    Bring your calendar or PDA to class

    GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
    Individual counsellors available

    WHEN SHE IS HAVING A BAD DAY: THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SYMPATHETIC
    LISTENING AND
    ASININE ADVICE
    Practical tips on body language and phrasing responses
     
  2. Fro

    Fro Well-Known Member

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    I didnt realise you were a chick CW :)
     
  3. Canteen Worker

    Canteen Worker Well-Known Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    No Fro but I have the misfortune of living with four of them - one wife and three teenage daughters!!!! (Help) :wall: :wall: :wall:
     
  4. Fro

    Fro Well-Known Member

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    hehe I feel your pain, and I live alone
     
  5. clontaago

    clontaago Well-Known Member

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    I hear you CW. Growing up with twin sisters was a nightmare.
     
  6. PJ

    PJ Well-Known Member

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    I here u too- two sisters are bad enough- they seemed normal till mid teens and then whamo stay outta their way! I only need to look at my 17 yr sis now and she looses it...
    Most parents with boys and girls would agree we are the easiest to deal with!
     
  7. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    YeahI hear ya... I lived with my ex!!!!!!

    THough now I live alone, and Linda hasn't started trying to leave her mark on my place yet. I hope she realises I am not a fixer upper, I just am the way I am!
     
  8. Narcissus

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    @PJ: funny thing... everytime *I* look at your 17 year old sister, she's quite welcoming of the idea.

    Must be the different looks we give her :)

    @Daniel: you need to find someone like Amy. She told me early, early on that she was a neat freak but wanted me to know that:
    a) she doesn't expect me to be; and
    b) she finds cleaning therapeutic and so there are times when she'll actually make me stop cleaning and tidying so that she can do it.

    Oh well, life sucks :)
     
  9. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    damn dude. As long as she doesnt yell at you because you ddnt put something away. I am a big fan of...I will do it later, since I know I will need it anyway.

    I will have to ave a chat with Linda and find out where she stands with all the cleaning etc
     
  10. Narcissus

    Narcissus Member

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    Nope... in fact, the opposite. Just this morning I couldn't find my jumper and she openly and honestly (as in, not sarcastically) apologised for putting it away.

    Eh. You win some, you lose some, I guess, but I'm not looking forward to when I start to lose them I tell you what!
     
  11. PJ

    PJ Well-Known Member

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    :doh: yeah I asked for that...
     
  12. Narcissus

    Narcissus Member

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    You asked your own own sister for 'that'?

    You're one sick puppy, and I'm adding you to my 'friends' list as we speak :)
     

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