MWTS Funny stuff thread

[bones]

Classic lol

 

[Mark from Brisbane]

A young "lady" comes into the bar at the Juries Inn in Leeds the Friday night before the 09 WCC. It's about 2am and there's about 10 of us, including a couple of the wife's in the place.
She's trying to get a tab running at the bar but the barman won't have a piece of it. A certain smallish person who shall remain nameless slips up to her and offers her a drink. She turns around and looks down at him and grabs his head and pushes it into her rather large breast and gives it a good old side to side shaking.
Everyone's watching with "eagle eyes".

The smallish person has a grin on his face like you wouldn't believe........

Anyway, after a bit of banter and some laughs the "lady" is sitting on one of those small seats that used to be known as 'poofs' with the smallish person hanging around like a blowfly in the ****house.
The "lady" is chatting away to a few of the boy's and is quite the centre of attention.

A camera is produced and a few pic's are taken (i thought at the time it was one of our camera's) and the "lady" is sitting on a couple of different knee's getting her picture taken.

So while the "lady" is sitting on one of our members knee's getting her picture taken...................she rips out one of the best farts anyone has ever heard

and then she has he hide to come over and abuse me and one of the other blokes because we were rolling on the floor laughing

Is there any cheese in the house??

 

[Jono]

Lets not start this tradition at Brookie Oval though.

Oh won't somebody ppplllleeeasssee think about the children

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Heard this one on the weekend just been.

With a large chunk of the MWTS guys going to the RE(a uni bar) in Brisbane Eagle Rock got a flogging.
But someone forgot to tell them about the tradition that the RE has when Eagle Rock is played, PANTS DOWN.

Shocked MWTS look on

Yeah WTF is that all about...we asked the band to play Eagle Rock and they said "NFW"......I must be getting old, is that something that happens in nightclubs these days??

The Tradition

"Eagle Rock" is also notorious in Australia. Since the mid-1980s, when the song is played in a public bar, it is common for Australian students (largely male) to unstrap their belts and hobble around with their pants around their ankles. Members of Daddy Cool have admitted to being perplexed over the origin of this practice.[16] It is often attributed to a group of mining engineering students, who at the time were residents of St Johns College within the University of Queensland campus. St John's, which claims the title of Queensland's oldest college (shared with another University of Queensland college, Emmanuel), has had the eagle as its mascot since its founding, and as such argues that they began the practice. In "St Leo's, the memory" (1992) by Micheal A. Head, the author comments on the heated confrontations that occurred during his time at St Leos college, between the residents of both colleges relating to this issue.[17]

The Clubs and Societies manual for the University of Queensland, has "Founders of the Eagle Rock Tradition" noted with the information for the UQ Mining and Metallurgy Association. Whilst it is a somewhat controversial claim, it is a reasonable suggestion with a number of St Johns residents specialising in the Mining field during the 1970s. The policy of the University of Queensland's Student Union states no individual can be removed from the University pub, the Red Room, for dropping their pants whilst Eagle Rock is being played.

Since the early 1990s "Eagle Rock" has been played at home games for the Manly-Warringah Sea Eagles rugby league team and is unofficially the club's theme song.[18] It is also played at West Coast Eagles games at Subiaco Oval in the Australian Football League[19] and the Eagles' Rick The Rock Eagle mascot character is also named after the song.

That's quality!! Might suggest that in Brisbane next year to see if anyone follows the tradition lol

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I will say that Cronulla Leagues Club has a very high opinion of the MWTS & our interior decorating skills.

Lovely people those Shire folk.

Lol getting chased by leagues club security as we walked to the ground for the trial game last year just because we searched the club for the trophy cabinet was piss funny.

Jono & I were standing in the beer queue near the pokies at the back when one of the seccos comes through & started asking everyone if they knew where the your on Manly turf paraphanelia was coming from.

Had to try so hard to keep a straight face distracting the bloke & swearing innocence while Jono went up the queue behind his back giving out coasters. Good times.

LOL ah good times, I remember this. We never let the fans down!!

(Cambo has mentioned this but I'll give the full story)

A year later we all went to Sharkies and Cambo and I went up to the bar and we decided to see who could find out where the trophy cabinet was. So there we were, I ordered the drink and the girl on the bar came back with the money. As I was about to walk away I asked her where the trophy cabinet was. Naturally Cambo started pissing himself laughing. The funny thing was that she directed us to where it was.

What do we do? We go outside, tell the boys, then spend the next hour looking for this cabinet. Found it, but no AMCO Cip. Just a Rugby ball and photos of Kimmorley. We did find a pigeon hole wall thing that looked better as their trophy cabinet in a photo so we all got in a photo pointing at it....then secco's asked us what we were doing. One of the guys goes "pointing at your trophy cabinet". We're pissing ourselves laughing as we're walking downstairs.

Many other stories but that's the PG one.

 

[Mark from Brisbane]

I remember getting a phone call on my mobile about midday after we had won the World Club Challenge in Leeds....I didn't actually go as I stayed home for the birth of two grandkids....but anyway the phone rings (whose phone made the call I'll never know) and it's a bunch of the guys on the tour ringing me to say they are having a great time and we were winners...well first there was a lot of noise, then a song or two, then some swearing, then more songs, then lots of laughter, then "great game Snakie", more singing, more chanting but at no stage did anyone talk or say "this is Cambo how ya going Mark"....the phone call must have gone on for about 15 minutes (imagine the cost at $10 a minute) and to this day don't have a clue who rang me.

I think who ever did was very pissed on English beer!!

 

[Mybludog]

And it was about 5 in the morning

 

[SeaEagleRock8]

Mark when are you announcing the dates for the WCC? I'm gonna try to make this one!

 

[Brookie4eva]

A young "lady" comes into the bar at the Juries Inn in Leeds the Friday night before the 09 WCC. It's about 2am and there's about 10 of us, including a couple of the wife's in the place.
She's trying to get a tab running at the bar but the barman won't have a piece of it. A certain smallish person who shall remain nameless slips up to her and offers her a drink. She turns around and looks down at him and grabs his head and pushes it into her rather large breast and gives it a good old side to side shaking.
Everyone's watching with "eagle eyes".

The smallish person has a grin on his face like you wouldn't believe........

Anyway, after a bit of banter and some laughs the "lady" is sitting on one of those small seats that used to be known as 'poofs' with the smallish person hanging around like a blowfly in the ****house.
The "lady" is chatting away to a few of the boy's and is quite the centre of attention.

A camera is produced and a few pic's are taken (i thought at the time it was one of our camera's) and the "lady" is sitting on a couple of different knee's getting her picture taken.

So while the "lady" is sitting on one of our members knee's getting her picture taken...................she rips out one of the best farts anyone has ever heard

and then she has he hide to come over and abuse me and one of the other blokes because we were rolling on the floor laughing

Is there any cheese in the house??

Marks comment gave me a clue about who the said smallish person might have been, and I bumped into this person last night and asked him about this story, he denied at first but when pushed got a very big grin again.

 

[Mark from Brisbane]

A young "lady" comes into the bar at the Juries Inn in Leeds the Friday night before the 09 WCC. It's about 2am and there's about 10 of us, including a couple of the wife's in the place.
She's trying to get a tab running at the bar but the barman won't have a piece of it. A certain smallish person who shall remain nameless slips up to her and offers her a drink. She turns around and looks down at him and grabs his head and pushes it into her rather large breast and gives it a good old side to side shaking.
Everyone's watching with "eagle eyes".

The smallish person has a grin on his face like you wouldn't believe........

Anyway, after a bit of banter and some laughs the "lady" is sitting on one of those small seats that used to be known as 'poofs' with the smallish person hanging around like a blowfly in the ****house.
The "lady" is chatting away to a few of the boy's and is quite the centre of attention.

A camera is produced and a few pic's are taken (i thought at the time it was one of our camera's) and the "lady" is sitting on a couple of different knee's getting her picture taken.

So while the "lady" is sitting on one of our members knee's getting her picture taken...................she rips out one of the best farts anyone has ever heard

and then she has he hide to come over and abuse me and one of the other blokes because we were rolling on the floor laughing

Is there any cheese in the house??

Marks comment gave me a clue about who the said smallish person might have been, and I bumped into this person last night and asked him about this story, he denied at first but when pushed got a very big grin again.

Funny stuff, should ask the boys who were there....hilarious, this particular person thought all his dreams had come at once!!