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Mundine goes to hospital

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by byso, Jun 6, 2007.

  1. byso

    byso Well-Known Member

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    Mundine saw the doctor and said “what’s wrong with me, every time I look in the mirror I get aroused” the doctor said “I’m not surprised, you are a ****”
     
  2. Nutzcraw

    Nutzcraw Active Member

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    Byso,

    When you post something.. do you ever add a thought or anything meaningful or do you just try to piss someone off everytime???

    Mundine ****s us all at times but this is clearly to stir.
     
  3. byso

    byso Well-Known Member

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    Its a joke


    Get a life.
     
  4. Nutzcraw

    Nutzcraw Active Member

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    I know it's a joke. It could have been made up about anyone.

    I'm not a mundine fan personally.. but you know yourself you put it up to stir.
     
  5. byso

    byso Well-Known Member

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    As I said, get a life.
     
  6. Nutzcraw

    Nutzcraw Active Member

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    :lol:

    Ok, no worries.
     
  7. byso

    byso Well-Known Member

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  8. Nutzcraw

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  9. Kiwi Eagle

    Kiwi Eagle Moderator Staff Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Something i heard the other day to lift the thread up a bit

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    A pregnant woman, who is having triplets, goes to the bank. As she is in there an armed holdup occurs, some shots get fired and she gets shot in the stomach 3 times.

    She is rushed to the hospital, and the doctors are able to save her and deliver all the babies, 2 girls and 1 boy.

    16 years later the mother is sitting there, and 1 of the girls comes up to her and says "Mum, something weird has just happened, i was having a pee and heard this noise, and i looked into the toilet and saw a bullet there". So Mum explained the story to her about what had happened 16 years earlier. A week later, same scenario occurs with girl 2 and mum explains again.

    Then the boy came out looking concerned, went up to mum and started to explain and mum says "I know son, you were having a pee and a bullet came out" to which he replied "No mum, its much worse than that. I was having a wank and i shot the cat !!"
     
  10. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    we are just all class ont his site arent we?

    but funny none the less
     
  11. clontaago

    clontaago Well-Known Member

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    Nutz goes to hospital.....

    Just kidding mate. :drunk:
     
  12. Nutzcraw

    Nutzcraw Active Member

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    Nutz goes to hospital.....

    Just kidding mate. :drunk:
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    There is probably one or two blokes around the traps telling that joke right now :) :lol:
     
  13. Jatz Crackers

    Jatz Crackers Moderator Staff Member

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    You would be crackers if you think Jatz is going to hospital. Its a (censored) of an idea.
     
  14. Matabele

    Matabele Well-Known Member

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    Now we know why Byso raises the flag every time he sees a picture of Monaghan.
     
  15. byso

    byso Well-Known Member

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    We all know Joe Williams makes you weak at the knees.
     
  16. fLIP

    fLIP UFO Hunter

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    Thats all it was about hey byso.

    Bait and bait and bait and bait and bait.... then, when the time is right and matabele sticks his head out for a peek you pounce with all you've got...

    Joe Williams. ;)
     
  17. Matabele

    Matabele Well-Known Member

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    If we had a lamest comebacks thread this would surely top the list.
     
  18. Fluffy

    Fluffy Well-Known Member

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    it would be full of you me and byso so theres really no point
     
  19. byso

    byso Well-Known Member

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    Your comeback was hardly ground breaking Mata. ;)
     

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