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Discussion in 'Rugby League Forum' started by Berkeley_Eagle, Mar 13, 2009.

  1. Berkeley_Eagle

    Berkeley_Eagle Current Status: 24/7 Manly Fan 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    How Pissed off was I this morning when I got the paper and there was a small strip across the top about Brett Stewart Negative DNA result where every other day these papers just bore it in with anything that can Disrupt our great club

    So to some of you Hack journos looking for more headlines how about these

    Matt Orford seen picking his nose in in car after training

    Peter Peters eats the last pie that was for Max Delmege

    Des Hasler drives his kids to school

    Anthony Watmough seen at the Manly wharf hotel skulling a lemonade

    Josh Perry, Brent Kite and Matt ballin spotted eating McDonalds
     
  2. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    New Scandal at Manly, the reason beaver ran back up the tunnel in the GF was because he Sharted"
     
  3. Rusty

    Rusty Well-Known Member

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    You need more hate! The average joe wouldn't buy a paper with those headlines, what you need is something more like this :

    Matt Orford seen picking his nose in in car after training
    = Matt Orfords Disturbing Personal Habit Revealed!
    (The real reason the Beaver left Manly!)

    Peter Peters eats the last pie that was for Max Delmege
    = Delmege not getting his share of the pie!

    Des Hasler drives his kids to school
    = Hasler runs from crisis, hides with family!

    Anthony Watmough seen at the Manly wharf hotel skulling a lemonade
    = Watmough returns to scene of the crime!

    Josh Perry, Brent Kite and Matt ballin spotted eating McDonald's
    = Manlys season down the drain.
    (As top players abandon training regiment and turn to comfort food.)
     
  4. swoop

    swoop Well-Known Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Matt Orford seen picking his nose in in car after training
    = Matt Orford seen snorting cocaine!

    Peter Peters eats the last pie that was for Max Delmege
    = Delmege refuses to renew Manly sponsorship and wants Peters sacked!

    Des Hasler drives his kids to school
    = Acting too responsible, only going to extent his contract for one year with KPI's

    Anthony Watmough seen at the Manly wharf hotel skulling a lemonade
    = Anthony Watmough glasses himself!

    Josh Perry, Brent Kite and Matt ballin spotted eating McDonalds
    = Ballin's new fitness training headquarters since landing a 4 year deal!
     
  5. Rex

    Rex Well-Known Member

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    Matt Orford seen picking his nose in car after training
    = Daley exposes Ox shock addiction: will never make it in big match

    Peter Peters eats the last pie that was for Max Delmege
    = Shame, greed and Board power struggles at Brookvale escalate

    Des Hasler drives his kids to school
    = Former sex accused Stewart rumoured to be dumped exclusive: Hasler seen secretly interviewing potential replacements meeting NRL criteria.

    Anthony Watmough seen at the Manly wharf hotel skulling a lemonade
    = Watmough pub drinking binge continues unchecked.  Gallop gets two more lines in forehead, issues $1m fine, and threatens to deregister Manly and napalm supporters for winning grand final.

    Josh Perry, Brent Kite and Matt ballin spotted eating McDonalds
    = Manly camp shock split. Faction seen in suspected clandestine meeting.
     
  6. Berkeley_Eagle

    Berkeley_Eagle Current Status: 24/7 Manly Fan 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    LOL

    some more for you to add to

    Michael Bani spotted in a fishing boat in sydney harbour

    Jamie lyon has a Foxtail on his aerial

    Steve Matai cant find his footy boots
     
  7. Rex

    Rex Well-Known Member

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    Michael Bani spotted in a fishing boat in sydney harbour
    = Manly star in training to enter people smuggling scam.  Photo exclusive.

    Jamie lyon has a Foxtail on his aerial
    = Fresh evidence linking Ex-Parra traitor Lyon to English SL defection.

    Steve Matai cant find his footy boots
    = Julian O'Neill linked to Manly move.
     
  8. Ryan

    Ryan Well-Known Member

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    Amended - WAY too angry - hope no-one read that  ;D
     
  9. OneEyedEagle

    OneEyedEagle Well-Known Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Careful, you might be giving Wielder or should I say WEEDLER his next big headline.  :p
     
  10. Cameron

    Cameron Cambo Premium Member

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    David Gallop blows goats
    i have proof :)


    ahhh waynes world reminds me of my youth
     

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