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Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by ManlyBacker, Dec 4, 2006.

  1. ManlyBacker

    ManlyBacker Winging it Staff Member

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    A good looking man walked into an agent's office in Hollywood and said "I want to be a movie star." Tall, handsome and with experience on Broadway, he had the right credentials. The agent asked, "What's your name?" The guy said, "My name is Penis van Lesbian." The agent said, "Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order to get into Hollywood, you are going to have to change your name." "I will NOT change my name! The van Lesbian name is centuries old, I will not disrespect my grandfather by changing my name. Not ever." The agent said, "Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for years... you will NEVER go far in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian! I'm telling you, you will HAVE TO change your name or I will not be able to represent you." "So be it! I guess we will not do business together" the guy said and he left the agent's office.

    FIVE YEARS LATER..... The agent opens an envelope sent to his office. Inside the envelope is a letter and a check for $50,000. The agent is awe-struck, who would possibly send him $50,000? He reads the letter enclosed...

    "Dear Sir, Five years ago, I came into your office wanting to become an actor in Hollywood, you told me I needed to change my name. Determined to make it with my God-given birth name, I refused. You told me I would never make it in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian. After I left your office, I thought about what you said. I decided you were right. I had to change my name. I had too much pride to return to your office, so I signed with another agent. I would never have made it without changing my name, so the enclosed check is a token of my appreciation. Thank you for your advice.

    Sincerely,

    Dick van Dyke"
     
  2. Canteen Worker

    Canteen Worker Well-Known Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Sensational - good laugh on a Monday! :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  3. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    sensational?

    CW you really would laugh at anything wouldn;t you!

    that joke was lame
     
  4. willstyles

    willstyles Active Member

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    That joke was awful. You could see the punchline coming in the third sentence. And it wasn't even funny!
     
  5. Canteen Worker

    Canteen Worker Well-Known Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    When I am snowed under like I am at present anything is worht a good laugh. Lame - yes but I laughed so it was worth a positive comment.
     
  6. Narcissus

    Narcissus Member

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    Whenever I need a chuckle, I like to turn to another 'talent agent' joke...

    "The Aristocrats!"

    Best DVD I ever copied ;)
     
  7. PJ

    PJ Well-Known Member

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    You want lame.....what do you use a wombat for???????
    - to play wom with!
     

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