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Monday funny...

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by PJ, Jun 26, 2006.

  1. PJ

    PJ Well-Known Member

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    A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.
    While
    they were there, the wife passed away.
    The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for
    $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for just $150."
    The man thought about it and told him he would have her shipped
    home.
    The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife
    home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would
    spend only $150?"
    The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and
    three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that
    chance."
     
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    byso Well-Known Member

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