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Michael Jackson suffers heart attack and dies

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by clontaago, Jun 26, 2009.

  1. clontaago

    clontaago Well-Known Member

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    MICHAEL Jackson, 50, has suffered a heart attack and died, gossip website TMZ reports.

    Paramedics were unable to revive him.

    TMZ were told: "when paramedics arrived, Jackson had no pulse and they never got a pulse back."

    Michael is survived by three children: Michael Joseph Jackson, Jr., Paris Michael Katherine Jackson and Prince "Blanket" Michael Jackson II.

    The website reports he had been taken to hospital in LA after CPR treatment by paramedics who were called to his home.

    Los Angeles Fire Department paramedics were first at the scene of the singer's $US100,000-a-month rented home in Holmby Hills near Sunset Boulevard about 12.12pm (local time) to find him not breathing, the Los Angeles Times reported.

    He died at UCLA hospital.
     
  2. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    *waits for Jackson jokes

    This is the one I am working at the moment. It needs some more work though

    "Michael Jacksons death has caused wide scaled environmental panic, no-one wants to bury him, because it takes 500 years for plastic to biodegrade, and cremation will cause the US Green House Gas output to rise by 5%"
     
  3. Matabele

    Matabele Well-Known Member

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    The kids of the world are all a bit safer today.  Let the vacuous tributes to Michael Jackson begin. 

    At least we still have Prince with us.
     
  4. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    I dont know, dont forget Thriller
     
  5. Matabele

    Matabele Well-Known Member

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    Purple Rain the year after is a far better album.  Take Thriller out of the Jackson lexicon and his catalogue is crap.  Prince contributed at least 4-5 great albums in his heyday and even his album this year is a surprising return to form. 
     
  6. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    I wasnt talking about quality of song you nuffie!

    I was talking about the fact he is now dead, not 100% real with all that plastic and likely to come back as a zombie, like in Thriller and as such, the children are probably less safe
     
  7. Fro

    Fro Well-Known Member

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    I blame Whacko Jacko for the Mugabe problem as well.

    the most pertinent question is who is going to be the 3rd one?

    Micheal Jackson
    Farrah Fawcett

    ????
     
  8. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Farrah Fawcett - Obviously Charlie is taking the name of his crime fighting group too seriously.....

    I am on fire today
     
  9. Fro

    Fro Well-Known Member

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    Michael Jackson left it in his will that he wants to be melted down and turned into a playstation  so all the little kids will still play with him.

    To honour Michael Jackson  after his death Maccas is releasing the McJacko burger - it's a piece of 50 year old meat stuck between two 8-year-old buns.

    Michael Jackson has died in hospital, nurses don't know what to do with the body because plastic recycle day is not until next Tuesday.

    When Farrah Fawcett arrived at heaven and God granted her one wish she wished for all the children to be safe.  So God killed Michael Jackson.

    Michael Jackson didn't die of a heart attack ... He was in the childrens ward having a stroke!!
     
  10. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    ****ing gold
     
  11. The Gronk

    The Gronk Well-Known Member

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    deadset take a bow
     
  12. ManlyBacker

    ManlyBacker Winging it Staff Member

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  13. The Gronk

    The Gronk Well-Known Member

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    here's some more....I thought of all of them myself ;)

    Michael Jackson dead. Wonder if they'll have a funeral or a tupperware party.

    When Michael Jackson's maid found him lying there she knew he was sick cos he was blowing bubbles.

    After an autopsy doctors are asking themselves.. Did Michael Jackson die from an allergic reaction to eating 12yr old nuts?
    I wonder what caused MJ’s death…Will they blame it on the sunshine? ... The moonlight? ...... The good times? Or as we all suspect, was it the boogie?
    Michael Jackson hasn't been this stiff since Macaulay Culkin came to stay over for the weekend
    Due to obvious reasons all all upcoming dates for MJ have been cancelled. These include James (aged 9) and Sarah (aged 11)
    Don’t worry everyone- MJ’s Organs will continue to be donated to children.
    Word is the Jackson 5 are offering a 20% discount on their reunion.

    Apparently it is all a scam.... They have given him two pills and he will be all white in the morning

    The American government is very sad to hear about jackons death but they are proud to say he is 90% recyclable

    The reports of MJ’s death are inaccurate. There was no cardiac arrest! He was visiting the Children’s hospital and had a stroke.

    Michael Jackson has died from cardiac arrest. Its his first arrest not relating to children.

    What do Michael Jackson and Collingwood have in common? They are both black & white and die mid winter....
     
  14. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    I like
     
  15. eagle_predator

    eagle_predator Active Member

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    Hope yous are all proud of yourselves for making fun of a dead man.


    Condolences go to both the families of Michael Jackson & Farrah Fawcett
    This is very sad news with the passing of two beautiful people.
    Jacksons music will live on forever.

    May they both R.I.P
     
  16. Fluffy

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    love the tupperware one
     
  17. Nutzcraw

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    I received about 9 jokes about micheal jackson less than 4 hours after he was confirmed dead. That's pretty sad.

    I'm not really into sending on **** like that.... no matter who it is I find it pretty disrespectful but I do realise he's an easy target.

    He was a bit "different" to everybody else but he was the best at what he does... singing and dancing. I'm not a huge fan of his but I don't think you have to be to acknowledge just how good he was.
     
  18. Cameron

    Cameron Cambo Premium Member

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    its a rodney rude joke
    an oldie but a goodie

    you gotta hand it to MJ he reached out and touched alot of people
    the fact they were all under 14 well that doesnt matter ;)
     
  19. ssar

    ssar Well-Known Member

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    Just another turn in the circus that was it's life over the past 3 decades. Shrug.

    OTOH..
    Genuine R.I.P to Farrah Fawcett  :(
    She will be remembered fondly by many.

    [img=284x400]http://www.popstarsplus.com/images/FarrahFawcettPicture.jpg[/img]
     
  20. ManlyBacker

    ManlyBacker Winging it Staff Member

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    Yep, there are a whole swag of plastic surgeons unable to afford their trips to Aspen this year.
     

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