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Mateo needs cornrows

Discussion in 'Rugby League Forum' started by ricardo, Apr 1, 2016.

  1. ricardo

    ricardo Well-Known Member

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    Watching the past few games I can't help but think Feleti would look great with cornrows!!!

    I think it would improve his game immensely ... Matai knows this, Taupau knows this and now Taffy is getting onboard the cornrow express ...

    What's holding you back Feleti??
     
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  2. globaleagle

    globaleagle Où est mon chapeau Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Keeps eating the corn?
     
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  3. Loobs

    Loobs I am not really Scott Penn Premium Member

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    Imagine if he did and then threw a shocker of an offload or something. This forum would be inundated with calls to sack Matai!
     
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  4. HappilyManly

    HappilyManly MWTS Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Jorge had corn rows at the start if the year - should be a requirement for our LHS.
     
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  5. Shoe1

    Shoe1 Well-Known Member

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    I vote Brett cmon Brett get to the hairdresser!
     
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  6. Fluffy

    Fluffy Well-Known Member

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    Brett needs to get to yeah yeah hair
     
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  7. Beer buzzard

    Beer buzzard Only tipsy on gamedays 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Watching from the hill with my eyes all the corn row clan looks the same. Lussick, starling and Lawrence look the same too. I can always tell myles though. He is the loafer out the back.
     
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  8. Loobs

    Loobs I am not really Scott Penn Premium Member

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    Snake could probably manage a corn row or what it's more commonly called, a rats tail.
     
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  9. Shoe1

    Shoe1 Well-Known Member

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    He could do an Andre Agassi, and have a wig weaved into his remaining hair, with elaborate extensions. It's possible, but Andre advised in his biography that he once threw a match because he feared his rug was going askew, and had to rush off court.

    However, for league, piece wearers would need extra heavy duty double sided tape. Hopefully the new strength and conditioning bloke has some background in this area.
     
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  10. rifraff

    rifraff Well-Known Member Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    When you go missing for nine games out of ten.

    Mateo might already have cornrows
     
  11. Sheikheagle

    Sheikheagle Well-Known Member

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    Terribly lazy turnstyle defender primarily responsible for loss
     
  12. robbiea

    robbiea Well-Known Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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  13. tookey

    tookey Well-Known Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    He would look better playing in England. Useless defender who will never live up to his potential because he is lazy
     
  14. wedgetail eagle

    wedgetail eagle Well-Known Member

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    They could be
    Children of the Corn..row
     
  15. damiennp90

    damiennp90 Well-Known Member

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    His biggest strength is being a gift style player. Gift never bended the line but had great pasing and kicking game.

    He throws 1 poor pass then goes back into his shell.
     
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  16. Sheikheagle

    Sheikheagle Well-Known Member

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    One difference gift was a great defender Mateo is ****
     
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  17. Fluffy

    Fluffy Well-Known Member

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    What if he got a bustle in his cornrow
     
  18. double hoops

    double hoops Well-Known Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    LOL yes yes and yes Mon.
     

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