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Make a sentence

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Cameron, Jun 6, 2006.

  1. Cameron

    Cameron Cambo Premium Member

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    Pick the number of the month that you were born in
    1----i shot a
    2----i gave a lap dance to
    3----i smacked
    4----i sang to
    5----i fell in love with
    6----i murdered
    7----i gave my number to
    8----i humped
    9----i choked on
    10---i bitched out
    11---i had sex with
    12---i ate a

    Pick the day (number) you were born on:
    1-------a homeless guy
    2-------your mom
    3-------a banana
    4-------a fork
    5-------a mexican
    6-------a gangster
    7-------a condom
    8-------an ipod
    9-------a stuffed animal
    10-------a goat
    11-------my dog
    12-------my dad
    13-------the computer
    14-------my science teacher
    15-------my neighbor
    16-------myself
    17-------a jones soda
    18-------a llama
    19-------a paperclip
    20-------my best friends boyfriend
    21-------a permenant marker
    22-------a policeman
    23-------a ninja
    24-------a baseball bat
    25-------my pshyciatrist
    26-------my brother
    27-------my sister
    28-------a football player
    29-------a dvd player
    30-------a pickle
    31-------my cell phone

    Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
    White------Because i was high.
    Black-------Because I was drunk.
    Pink--------Because im a homosexual.
    Red---------Because the voices told me to.
    Blue--------Because i cant control myself.
    Green------Because I hate myself.
    Purple------Because Im naked.
    Gray--------Because thats how i roll.
    Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
    Orange----Because i hate my family.
    Other-------Because that's how I roll.
    none------because im sexy and i do what i want



    I have a feeling mata and Garts were born on the 7th of september and are wearing pink shirts

    my sentence

    i gave a lap dance to my pshyciatrist because im sexy and i do what i want
     
  2. PJ

    PJ Well-Known Member

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    I bitched out a policeman becasue I was high....
     
  3. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    I bitched out a condom because I am a homosexual.......apparantly
     
  4. byso

    byso Well-Known Member

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    i humped a permenant marker Because i cant control myself.
     
  5. clontaago

    clontaago Well-Known Member

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    21st August hey byso.

    I humped my cell phone because I cant control myself.
     
  6. Utility Player

    Utility Player Well-Known Member

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    I had sex with my best friends boyfriend because I was high 8| (well I would have had to have been wouldn't I)
     
  7. byso

    byso Well-Known Member

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    What poof is wearing a pink shirt today? :)
     
  8. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    I had a choice

    Do my laundry last night or wear a pink shirt today.

    I chose the manlier of the 2 ptions.

    Daniel
     
  9. Fluffy

    Fluffy Well-Known Member

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    neither option was manly - if you were a man you wouldnt have a pink shirt.

    i humped a mexican for 1,000,000
     
  10. Canteen Worker

    Canteen Worker Well-Known Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    I gave a lap dance to a condom because I am sexy and I do what I want!!!

    Nothing wrong with a Metro wearing a pink shirt. It is only red-neck dinosaurs that think that pink shirts = poofs!!!
     
  11. Cameron

    Cameron Cambo Premium Member

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    nothing wrong with being a metro
    im a bit that way myself now days

    are u sayin ure a metro teacher CW
    u would cop a bit of flack in the staff room wouldnt u
     
  12. SilentBob

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    I choked on a condom because I was drunk. 8|
     
  13. Fro

    Fro Well-Known Member

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    i ate my best friends boyfriend Because that's how I roll.
     
  14. Nutzcraw

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    I choked on my dad because i can't control myself 8|
     
  15. PJ

    PJ Well-Known Member

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    lol
     
  16. clontaago

    clontaago Well-Known Member

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    I wish I was born on 18th November and i was wearing a Grey shirt
     
  17. Nutzcraw

    Nutzcraw Active Member

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    Hey clonta, mark me down as the 2nd of November with a yellow shirt on ;)

    Tell her i said hi
     
  18. clontaago

    clontaago Well-Known Member

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    Nathan, the 2nd of March in a purple shirt
     
  19. Nutzcraw

    Nutzcraw Active Member

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    Well after that first incident on the 2nd of November I changed my shirt to a Blue one and was re-born on the 5th of March....


    Doug, i am your father!!

    hahaha
     
  20. clontaago

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