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Lets win mad monday

Discussion in 'Rugby League Forum' started by God, Sep 5, 2016.

  1. God

    God Well-Known Member

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    Dear Under Performing Players, (not all, just the under performing ones)

    If you feel you didnt put in this year or are just collecting a pay check, Please go out and do something dumb today so your contracts are torn up by the nrl.

    Many thanks
    God.
     
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  2. Mark from Brisbane

    Mark from Brisbane Living the dream Premium Member

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    Hallelujah !!
     
  3. mjb136

    mjb136 MWSE fanatic Premium Member

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    Praise be to God.
     
  4. Ron E. Gibbs

    Ron E. Gibbs Well-Known Member

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    Nice to see you, God. But where the hell have you been all season? We sure as hell (excuse the expression) needed you.
     
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  5. nightster

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    god lives in Canberra with that other bloke that thinks he's god
     
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  6. 2830 Eagle

    2830 Eagle Aim low, reach your goals, avoid disappointment

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    Best idea you've had since you created Eve
     
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  7. Mark from Brisbane

    Mark from Brisbane Living the dream Premium Member

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    @God Can you arrange for a few more burnings at the cross please , yesterday's clean out didn't quite go far enough!!

    You know the ones we mean, if not check out this forum.
     
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  8. God

    God Well-Known Member

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    I'm not a huge fan of burning people at the stake / and or cross, to much fall out from environmentalist followers these days. I can probably quietly arrange a plague though with minimal impact/fallout and lets be honest if a few of those players just disappeared yesterday we wouldn't have noticed anyway.
     
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  9. Mitch

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    Don't think we'll be winning Mad Monday

    GOING WILD WHEN BIG KALI’S IN CHARGE
    Phil Rothfield

    MANLY Sea Eagles players will meet at 10 this morning at a private venue on the northern beaches.

    Mobile phones and social media are banned and the venue is top secret to keep the media away.

    The players have been given designated drivers. They cannot leave the premises and go out in separate groups. They are forbidden from leaving the northern beaches.

    Heavyweight boxing champion and the club’s head of security Kali Meehan (pictured) will keep a watch over proceedings. Anyone playing up will be quietly escorted home.

    As coach Trent Barrett told me earlier this year: “Kali is 6’ 7’’ and if he tells a player to go home to bed, they listen.

    Large and in charge ... Kali Meehan, a footballer turned professional boxer / Picture: Chris McKeen
    “I’m a bit old school and I don’t mind the boys having a beer but Kali will always be with them to make sure nothing gets out of hand.”

    Their season is over after last night’s match against the Penrith Panthers.

    It is last drinks for retiring skipper and club legend Jamie Lyon and possibly for old stalwarts Brett Stewart and Steve Matai as well.

    But gone are the days when rugby league players can cut loose and party for days. Not in this era of smartphones and cameras and higher expectations on player behaviour.

    Today your club’s public image is as important as your weekend results.
     
  10. Shoe1

    Shoe1 Well-Known Member

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    Rothfield is back?????
     
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  11. tookey

    tookey Well-Known Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Haven't you got a few spare lightning bolts to strike down a few people in management at the club?

    I promise I will go to church every Sunday if you do.
     
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  13. Mark from Brisbane

    Mark from Brisbane Living the dream Premium Member

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    Pommie Eagle Active Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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  15. Mitch

    Mitch Well-Known Member

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    Completely sums up things at the moment mate! News article in the Telegraph about the lengths the club we're going to with no phones or social media during Mad Monday. Next minute haha!
     
  16. Shoe1

    Shoe1 Well-Known Member

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    Going on the wall tiles it is either the Manly Vale Hotel or the Hotel Manly, both of which were demolished 20 years ago.
     
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  17. Moondog

    Moondog Grey-beard loon Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    He's a mean looking bugger
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  18. God

    God Well-Known Member

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  19. nightster

    nightster grumpy old bastard

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    Wow looks like a real fun party :makeup::party:... youngsters sure know how to have fun these days !!:giggle:


    when do they get to slap sponsors daughters and pis* on shopfronts?
     
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