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Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Zep, Mar 11, 2009.

  1. Zep

    Zep Active Member

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    When Mozart passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Mozart was buried.
    Terrified, the drunk ran and got the town magistrate to come and listen to it.

    When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Mozart's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."

    He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling."

    So the magistrate kept listening; "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."

    Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Mozart decomposing."
     
  2. fLIP

    fLIP UFO Hunter

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    Holy **** thats bad. Funny in a sick way but so very very bad ;)
     
  3. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    that is one of the all time worse jokes ever to be printed on this site. I honestly think our google ranking will go down, simply because of that joke
     
  4. Fluffy

    Fluffy Well-Known Member

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  5. Zep

    Zep Active Member

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    works on some many levels! good joke fluffy.
     

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