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Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by eagle_predator, Mar 15, 2009.

  1. eagle_predator

    eagle_predator Active Member

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    Dan feel free to delete this if you wish.

    Brooke, a primary teacher starts a new job at a school in Bankstown
    And, trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to
    Her class that she is a Bulldogs fan.

    She asks her students to raise their hands if they, are Bulldogs fans.

     Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.

    The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Mary, why
    Didn't you raise your hand?"

     "Because I'm not a Bulldogs fan," she replied.

    The teacher, still shocked, asked: "Well, if you're not a Bulldogs
    Fan, then who are you a fan of?"

     "I'm a Sea Eagles fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.

    The teacher could not believe her ears. "Mary, why are you a Sea
    Eagles fan?"

      Mary then replied "Because my mum and dad are from Dee Why, and so
    My mum is a Sea Eagles fan and my dad is a Sea Eagles fan, so I'm a
    Sea Eagles fan too!"

    "Well," said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that's no
    Reason for you to be a Sea Eagles fan. You don't have to be just like
    Your parents all of the time.
     What if your mum was a prostitute, your dad was a drug addict, and
    Your brother was a car thief, what would you be then?"

     "Then," Mary said, "I'd be a Bulldogs fan."

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