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Joke of the day

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Fro, Oct 30, 2007.

  1. Fro

    Fro Well-Known Member

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    I went to the cemetery yesterday, there were 4 pall bearers walking around with a coffin.

    3 hours later they were still walking around with it.

    I thought to myself :

    " these pricks have lost the plot"
     
  2. Matabele

    Matabele Well-Known Member

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    Is that one of yours?
     
  3. Fro

    Fro Well-Known Member

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    Fortunately no I cant claim credit for that one
     
  4. Matabele

    Matabele Well-Known Member

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    It'll probably get a run on Rove next week.
     
  5. Berkeley_Eagle

    Berkeley_Eagle Current Status: 24/7 Manly Fan 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    A guy walks into a bar and sees a huge sign over the bar that says HAND JOBS $10, CHEESE SANDWICH’S $10!
    So he walks up to the beautiful blond working at the bar and says, "EXCUSE ME MISS, but are you the one that gives the handjobs here"?
    In a sexy voice she replies, "why yes I am"
    The man shrugs his shoulders and says well then wash your hands cause I want a cheese sandwich!



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