Jarryd Hayne to Golf???

[SeaEagle9413]

https://au.sports.yahoo.com/golf/a/32769234/jarryd-hayne-to-play-golf-tournament-in-fiji/#page1

 

[Terry Zarsoff]

It's been a lifelong dream of Jarryd's.

 

[Deleted member 26876]

"God told me so"- Jarryd Hayne

I bet that's what he'd say...

 

[wedgetail eagle]

Maybe in the off season, Hayne got a job as a Burr Cutter.
Chipping out Bathurst burr, Scotch thistle, etc.

 

[robbiea]

In Fiji he hangs with bikers and smokes darts unanimously.

 

[Fluffy]

happy Gilmore style I hope

 

[Nice Beaver]

A typical Hillsong fraud.

 

[Terry Zarsoff]

happy Gilmore style I hope

I think a move to the UAE is on the cards, so he can play Persian golf.

 

[Real Deal]

Bathurst is next week. I'm sure Craig Lowndes need a co driver. Elon Musk needs an astronaut to go to Mars. Then Jarryd could seek some credibility. That could be a dream too far, though.

 

[Terry Zarsoff]

So many lifelong dreams, so little time...

 

[Pablo]

Think it was his life long dream to get his tinder date preggo?
Or God's will?

 

[Rex]

I'm really enjoying the Hayne story.

To have outrageous talent is one thing. To go where the heart takes you is another.

Just because everyone else demands you conform doesn't mean you're forced to.

 

[Harvies elbow]

Maybe in the off season, Hayne got a job as a Burr Cutter.
Chipping out Bathurst burr, Scotch thistle, etc.

Forgive my ignorance Wedgetail but are they the things that attach themselves to say a sheep's........... southern end??

 

[nightster]

sheeps head yes ... and southern end

 

[wedgetail eagle]

Forgive my ignorance Wedgetail but are they the things that attach themselves to say a sheep's........... southern end??

Yes, Nighter's pic shows Bathurst burr, which slows things down for the Shearer & will decrease the value of the wool clip, if they're bad enough.
Plus, they're a noxious weed, you can get fined for not controlling them & other weeds/thistles.
Hence, employing some poor silly bugger to cut them out with a dirty hoe in rough country, where you can't spray. So, you need a good swing.

 

[Harvies elbow]

Yes, Nighter's pic shows Bathurst burr, which slows things down for the Shearer & will decrease the value of the wool clip, if they're bad enough.
Plus, they're a noxious weed, you can get fined for not controlling them & other weeds/thistles.
Hence, employing some poor silly bugger to cut them out with a dirty hoe in rough country, where you can't spray. So, you need a good swing.

Ok yeah. I thought I remembered my dad had mentioned them. He had that job as a young bloke working around Griffith.
I'd like to see jarryd and a lot of other young players spend a year doing that and crutching sheep etc so they realised how lucky they are to have the talent at their disposal.

 

[Supreme Leader]

will it be a birdy or a double bogey

 

[wedgetail eagle]

Ok yeah. I thought I remembered my dad had mentioned them. He had that job as a young bloke working around Griffith.
I'd like to see jarryd and a lot of other young players spend a year doing that and crutching sheep etc so they realised how lucky they are to have the talent at their disposal.

Agree, so true. If the "thistley" wool didn't make them appreciate their talent,
the fly-blown maggoty sheep would.

 

[yokahontas]

will it be a birdy or a double bogey

Well, he already managed the hole in one trick...oh, hang on, he didn't use a condom at all apparently

 

[Terry Zarsoff]

Yes, Nighter's pic shows Bathurst burr, which slows things down for the Shearer & will decrease the value of the wool clip, if they're bad enough.

I didn't know Dale was still playing. He must be getting on...