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Jack Schitt

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by PJ, Jun 12, 2007.

  1. PJ

    PJ Well-Known Member

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    For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find
    ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

    Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

    In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe
    Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

    Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding
    announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

    Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt. Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.

    Sincerely,

    Crock O. Schitt
     
  2. Nutzcraw

    Nutzcraw Active Member

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  3. Fluffy

    Fluffy Well-Known Member

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    seems a lot of imbreeding most married another schitt.
     
  4. Jatz Crackers

    Jatz Crackers Moderator Staff Member

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    Im very pleased that I have had this chance to keep my general knowledge up to date, so I can keep my schitt together.

    Thankyou PJ.
     
  5. PJ

    PJ Well-Known Member

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    no worries- no bull schitt there (until he got back from Italy with the new misses....pisa schitt)
     

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