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It's League TV – tackling today's big issues

Discussion in 'Rugby League Forum' started by Berkeley_Eagle, Feb 11, 2012.

  1. Berkeley_Eagle

    Berkeley_Eagle Current Status: 24/7 Manly Fan 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    FOX Sports will launch this week a 24-hour channel devoted exclusively to AFL. Which begs an obvious question: why not a channel for those NRL fans who are so socially inept that they, too, would like to stay home all day watching a single sport? Here is the proposed schedule for NRL 24.

    6am: Good Morning Penrith
    Wake up in the game's heartland and let Gus Gould and the team put a smile on your face. Wacky weatherman "Brandy" Alexander is on location at picturesque Penrith mall; Royce Simmons has all the latest gossip from Hollywood.

    9am: Kerri-Anne's Kennel
    Live from Belmore. Music, shopping and fashion advice from Kerri-Anne's new style guru Des Hasler.

    11am: Everybody Loves Lockyer
    Part 78 of the 367-part Darren Lockyer farewell tribute series. This week: Lockyer brushes his teeth before a match for the final time.

    12pm: Midday movie –
    Rabbitoh Proof Fence
    Drama. A young hooker wants to play for Souths but the cruel discrimination of the salary cap threatens to end his dream. Stars Matthew Johns, Lara Bingle and Russell Crowe as somebody else.

    2pm: The Wests Winger
    Things become tense when Beau Ryan tells coach Tim Sheens he might not have the numbers to seek another term in office.

    3pm: Hungry Beast
    This week, our panel of top chefs attempt to satisfy the appetite of Dragons prop Michael Weyman.

    4pm: It's A Knockout
    (Debut) Eight "commissioners" try to negotiate various obstacles and traps with the ultimate goal of solving the NRL's problems.

    4.30pm: Cronulla's Got Talent
    Todd Carney impressed the judges with his first audition – but can he make it all the way through to the end of the series?

    5.30pm: Antiques Road Show
    Willie Mason travels to North Queensland, Manly, Melbourne, Wellington and Mudgee in an attempt to prove he is not too old to get a new contract.

    6pm: News, sport and weather
    But without the news, weather and any sport except rugby league.

    7pm: Top Gear
    Jamie Soward road tests a new helmet by beating his head against a locker. Jock strap or free-balling? Paul Gallen gives his verdict. The Queensland Origin team decides which thongs are best for formal occasions.

    7.30pm: Two-and-a-half halfbacks
    Comedy. Two qualified halfbacks and a rookie vie for the starting spot at the Roosters. Tonight: Brian Smith accidentally leaves his proposed starting line-up for the game against Manly on the whiteboard – with hilarious consequences. The halfbacks are all interested in the same girl – with hilarious consequences.

    8pm: The Biggest Loser NRL
    After last week's eviction round, only 12,387 contenders remain. Now they must stay sober in a hotel room with a full mini-bar, then make it to the game without being arrested.

    8.30pm: Souths Park
    Animated comedy. Cartman wants the Souths captaincy, but it has already been promised to Mr Hat. Timmy proves a surprising solution to the club's halfback problems.

    9.30pm: Foreign Correspondent
    A special investigation into the Hull Kingston Rovers' forwards crisis. Will the ripple effect reach our shores?

    10pm: The Kicker of Dibley
    The Conversion. The Kicker's faith is challenged when Hazem El Masri tempts him to try the Muslim way of adding the extra points.

    10.30pm: Media Watch
    All the drama from the press box as the media settle in to watch the big game. This week: there's trouble at half-time when it emerges that the party pies in the ANZ Stadium box are leftovers from a Swans game. And has someone stolen Brad Walter's pen?

    11pm: CSI Brookvale
    There has been a massacre at Manly. The team have only the bloodied remains of the coaching staff to work out who was responsible.

    12am: Tonight with Wayne Bennett
    Laughs, interviews and the occasional song from the game's liveliest entertainer. With regulars Darius Boyd and the Nathan Tinkler Orchestra.

    1.30am: Late movie – The Perfect Storm (R)
    A club's owners attempt to pin their entire salary cap debacle on one man so they can prove they are the perfect Storm.

    3.30am: Home shoplifting
    The best five-fingered discounts from league merchandise shops. Tonight: the best orifice in which to conceal an Eels cap.

    5am: Talkin' 'Bout My Generation
    Tommy Raudonikis talks about landing one on Artie Beetson's chin, and why the game was better in his day. Repeat.

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    do you have any proposed shows ?
     
  2. Cameron

    Cameron Cambo Premium Member

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    Csi brooki that's funny

    7pm home and away manly debate taking their home game away to perth
     
  3. SeaEagleRock8

    SeaEagleRock8 Sea Eagle Lach Staff Member Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    That's pretty funny actually. Here's a couple more


    6.00am: The Brady Bunch
    More shenanigans at Belmore as Todd Greenburg tries yet again to bring an entirely new family team together. Re-re-repeat.

    7.30pm: RBT
    Follow the local boys in blue as they randomly test our biggest stars with their common-sense-o-meter. Featuring Todd Carney.

    12.00am: RAGE
    Steve Matai presenting the best of current hits. Tonights featured artist is gangsta rappa T-Rex.
     
  4. Phantar

    Phantar Well-Known Member

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    All in the Family - Des Hasler stars as Archie Bunker-Mentality, ruling with an iron fist over the dysfunctional melange that constitutes today's Canterbury-Bankstown club. Jean Greenberg co-stars as his wife Edith, who hero worships Archie - until about midway through the 2014 season.
     
  5. Berkeley_Eagle

    Berkeley_Eagle Current Status: 24/7 Manly Fan 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    LOL
    thats sensational
     
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    Ready, Steady, Cook
    Host Brian Waldren is joined by RL 'Personalities' in a light hearted half hour cook-afon. This weeks stars include Bird, Gasnier and Billy Slater.

    Friends
    Join Nathan and Jake as they prove to the world that nothing can separate good friends. Not an ocean and certainly not a couple of hookers. Comedy
     
  7. manlyfan76

    manlyfan76 Parra Trolls are the best. Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Good Mormon Australia 6.00 a.m.
    a look at todays young Mormon and how truth,integrity and loyalty mean nothing to them.
     
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    9pm- Big Mother. 6 NYC players are locked in a house with Big Mama (starring double demerit becca). After skulling games, the first NYC player to enter Big mamas boudoir and do the deed is eliminated. Last housemate to not give in to temptation wins the cash.
     
  9. Phantar

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    7pm - Biggest Loser Rugby League - Former Belmore favourite son Kevin Moore is joined by Jim Dymock in the doghouse after they were unable to accrue enough competition points to remain viable as first grade coaches. Watch the tension build as new boys Des Hasler and Kelly Egan team up with Shannan Ponton and The Commando to whip the Blue (and White) team into shape.

    Join Hayley Lewis as she asks the hard question of the Blue and White team: Why shouldn't Todd Greenberg be voted out of the Biggest Loser RL house, after five years of mediocrity?
     
  10. Cameron

    Cameron Cambo Premium Member

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    U sick sick bastard. You made me spew ;)
     
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    Leave it to Beaver. Remake of the classic 50s and 60s sitcom and introducing Steve Menzies in his new role of CEO of Manly.
     
  12. Phantar

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    4pm - Cliffy the Bush Kangaroo. Join Cliffy and Sonny Toovey as they rescue Manly-Warringah Park and the team from the aftermath of Cyclone Desmond.
     
  13. G-land Express

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    :D
     
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    7.30pm Sixty Minutes - Parramatta players give interviews on how many games the could have won if the game only went for an hour.

    8.30pm The Big Bang Theory - An NRL team visits Coffs Harbour for a pre season trial which leads to a mid season trial.
     
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  15. Cameron

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    :)
     
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    1030 media watch
    see how a former media manager applies a fridge benefit tax on a sponsor and cost the club 30k.[hr]

    8.30
    Desperate house wives
    A show about all the wives left behind while there husbands go on the WCC tour with out them
     
  17. ManlyBacker

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    7.00pm Bargain Hunt. THe blue team discover lost trophies belonging to the North Sydney RLC. Experts go back 80 years to look at the finds and are stunned at the lack of bidding.

    7.30pm 60 Minutes An in-depth look at David Gallop and his new 4 year mega-dollar deal and how the Stewart brothers deserve criticism. Followed by 59 minutes of WCC highlights.

    8.30pm Glee - Triumphant Tooves hosts an all star singing and dancing line-up as the WCC trophy is brought through Sydney Customs.

    9.30pm Underbelly - A Tale of Two Adversaries Detectives delve deeply into the fridge removal underground and discover the hidden diet of the Manly boardroom. Is it secret sangers or is it just more of Hoppa's mum's 'fruit' juice? With more Twisties than a Sharkie's hotel room this is a must see conclusion to Des-gate and the Belmore confections.
     
  18. manlyfan76

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    The Whether Channel.
    A 24hr channel dedicated to the Sharks and whether or not they will ever win anything. Showing all their Grand Final Loses everyday.
     
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    10:30 Queer eye for a straight guy[\b]
    Hosted by grand final referee Matt Checcin see him give a style make over to each of his refereeing colleagues. This weeks episode Matty looks to make over his grand final partner Tony "the parrot" Archer. There's conflict when Arch finds out his current hair style got lost in the 80s.
     
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    I hear Carson Kressley will be visiting Australia for the premiere of that one. Will Alan Jones be making a guest appearance?
     

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