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Iraqi Rugby League Player

Discussion in 'Rugby League Forum' started by clontaago, Feb 5, 2009.

  1. clontaago

    clontaago Well-Known Member

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    Russel Crowe flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi play rugby league and is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over to South Sydney . He's signed to a one-year contract and the kid joins the team for the pre-season.

    Two weeks later the Rabbits are down 10 nil  to  Parramatta with only 10 minutes left.

    The coach gives the young Iraqi the nod and he goes on. The kid is a sensation - scores 3  tries in 10 minutes and wins the game for the Bunnies! The fans are thrilled, the players and coaches are delighted, and the media are in love with the new star.

    When the player comes off the ground he phones his mum to tell her about his first day of Australian Rugby League.

    'Hello mum, guess what?' he says. 'I played for 10 minutes today, we were 10 nil down, but I scored 3 tries and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the Media...

    'Wonderful,' says his mum, 'Let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the street and robbed, your sister and I were ambushed, raped and beaten, and your brother has joined a gang of looters, and all while you were having such great time.'

    The young Iraqi is very upset.

    'What can I say mum, I'm so sorry.'

    'Sorry? You're sorry?' says his mum, 'It's your fault we moved to Redfern in the first place!'
     
  2. CliffyIsGod

    CliffyIsGod Well-Known Member

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  3. The Wheel

    The Wheel Well-Known Member

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    Oldie but a goldie!!!
     
  4. clontaago

    clontaago Well-Known Member

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    You can thank PJ for that one.
     
  5. The Wheel

    The Wheel Well-Known Member

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    Normally Parramatta is the team
     
  6. clontaago

    clontaago Well-Known Member

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    And I just noticed Pete already posted it in general.
     
  7. The Wheel

    The Wheel Well-Known Member

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    Well it is NRL related
     

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