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Ill post it, but im not taking it any further

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by clontaago, Aug 23, 2007.

  1. clontaago

    clontaago Well-Known Member

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    A DWARF performer at the Edinburgh fringe festival had to be rushed to hospital after his penis got stuck to a vacuum cleaner during an act that went horribly awry.

    Ryan Blackner, or Captain Ryan the Demon Dwarf, was due to perform at the Circus of Horrors at the festival known for its oddball, offbeat performances.

    The main part of his act was for him to appear on stage with a vacuum cleaner attached to his member with a special apparatus.

    The attachment broke before the performance and Mr Blackner tried to fix it using extra-strong glue, but unfortunately only let it dry for 20 seconds instead of the 20 minutes required.

    He then joined it directly to his organ. The end result? A solid attachment, laughter, mortification and ... hospitalisation.

    "It was the most embarrassing moment of my life when I got wheeled into a packed A&E with a vacuum attached to me," Mr Blackner said.

    "I just wished the ground could swallow me up. Luckily, they saw me quickly so the embarrassment was short-lived."
     
  2. The Gronk

    The Gronk Well-Known Member

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    I wish the guy in the Godfreys ad would pick up a dwarf instead of a bowling ball with the vacuum cleaner.
     
  3. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    caaaarn guys catch Up I posted this 2 days ago
     
  4. clontaago

    clontaago Well-Known Member

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    Ah I missed that one!! My bad
     
  5. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    all good yours had more value I just posted the link because I am starting to get fat lazy and nonchalaunt
     
  6. Ryan

    Ryan Well-Known Member

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    I NOW HAVE A SIGNATURE !!!
     
  7. fLIP

    fLIP UFO Hunter

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    How about Godfrey's Dwarf?
     
  8. Guest

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    Or dickcleaner dwarf
     

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