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If Byso were American

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Matabele, Dec 20, 2007.

  1. Matabele

    Matabele Well-Known Member

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    this is what he would say .......

    I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan."

    1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good 'ole' boys", we will never "interfere" again.

    2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East , and the Philippines . They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

    3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave .We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

    4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

    5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

    6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while

    7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

    8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

    9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

    10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That wa y, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH..learn it...or LEAVE...

    Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

    "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "
     
  2. ManlyBacker

    ManlyBacker Winging it Staff Member

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    With all the rubbish the US has to put up with the only amazement is that they haven't adopted over half of these points.
    :p
     
  3. clontaago

    clontaago Well-Known Member

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  4. Matabele

    Matabele Well-Known Member

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    What I despise is the assumption that america is perfect.
     
  5. ManlyBacker

    ManlyBacker Winging it Staff Member

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    Almost no one assumes they are perfect, only you to justify your hatred. They aren't perfect, and in fact no country is perfect. They have a lot of blemishes that are for all to see (and especially in the current administration) but when you add up the pluses and negatives of all the countries and take into account a US history of standing up more times than not for the right thing, then I know who I would rather be siding with under normal circumstances. Build a bridge.
     
  6. nodd

    nodd Well-Known Member

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    Yet it's alright that you assume you are? :clap:
     
  7. Guest

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    So what's the problem?
     
  8. Matabele

    Matabele Well-Known Member

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    I really didn't expect to encounter such Xenophobia!
     
  9. Fro

    Fro Well-Known Member

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    whereas we DID expect to encounter such pig headed arrogance ;)
     

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