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I need more decent Jokes

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by PJ, Jan 18, 2005.

  1. PJ

    PJ Well-Known Member

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    Being an avid reader of the occassional people/piture mag (for the jokes of course)- I like to put most people through the pain of the saddest ones I can get. Unfortunately these mags have let me down recently and being the good humoured site this is I thought you guys might have some crackers waiting to be unleashed....I'll start the ball rolling .......

    Q) Whats the pharmaceutical name for Viagra ?

    A) Mycoxaphyllin
     
  2. Matabele

    Matabele Well-Known Member

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    Stunning heights of literature there :?

    I'm not so good at jokes. I specialise in doom and gloom.
     
  3. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Q: What do you call a gay dinasaur?
    A: a manigotasaraus
     
  4. byso

    byso Well-Known Member

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    Latham...sorry i'll get back to you :oops:

    Q: Knock Knock who's there!

    A: Go **** yourself! :twisted:
     
  5. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Q: Knock Knock, Whos There
    A: ME, dumbass
     
  6. fLIP

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    Q:Whats the usless piece of shin around a vagina.

    A: The Woman. :oops:
     
  7. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Q. Why do women have small feet
    A. To stand closer to the sink

    Q. What do you do when the dishwasher breaks
    A. Kick the Bitch

    Q. Why does Pamela Anderson have small feet?
    A. Things dont grow well in the shade
     
  8. Fluffy

    Fluffy Well-Known Member

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    Q. Why did the woman cross the road?
    A. Thats not the point, what the F*ck is she doing out of the kitchen.

    Q. Why did Zap cross the road?
    A. Because his dick was stuck up the chickens ass.

    kidding zap :wink:
     
  9. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    lol @ fluffy

    Q. Why did fluffy cross the road?
    A. His dick was stuck on the mardi gras float

    Just kidding fluffy :D

    Im in one of them moods today, prolly best I log off
     
  10. byso

    byso Well-Known Member

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    That joke is funny in so many different levels......Man chicken would laugh :lol: :lol:
     
  11. ManlyBacker

    ManlyBacker Winging it Staff Member

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    Where IS Man chicken? No posts for ages and Chelsea almost unbeatable....
     
  12. Fluffy

    Fluffy Well-Known Member

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    You guys are talking about Ryan the Dwarf arnt you??
     
  13. ManlyBacker

    ManlyBacker Winging it Staff Member

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    Tread warily or you may lose your ankles :D
     
  14. PJ

    PJ Well-Known Member

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    Q) Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex ?

    A) Mace will do that to you....
     
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    A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... Well, I guess we finally answered "THAT question!"
     
  16. ManlyBacker

    ManlyBacker Winging it Staff Member

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    I like that joke Flipper :lol: :lol:
     

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