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Hopoate is coming to my house!

Discussion in 'Rugby League Forum' started by Joey, Jan 11, 2012.

  1. Joey

    Joey Active Member

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    In today's local paper (in QLD) Will is on the front page which goes in to detail of where he'll be door knocking in the next year, and one of the suburbs includes where I live.

    Anyway I got a little excited he could be coming to my doorstep, considering it's a very small area and morons knock on our door on a regular basis I've lost count. Being an anti-theist I usually tell them to piss off or they simply leave because they can't handle the debates I enjoy having with them. But I was thinking how I would handle myself if WILL FRIGGIN HOPOATE turned up @ my door, what should I do? even though I think he's a delusional hypercritical fool the guy did wear a Manly jersey and helped us win a grand final and the countless times I've jumped from my chair in celebration because of him, I just couldn't bring myself to being a smartarse towards the bloke, I'll answer the door in my Manly jersey and see what response I get from him and hopefully I'll get an autograph or a photo that I could post on silvertails.
     
  2. Timmy

    Timmy Member

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    Tell him you have as much faith in the mormon religion as you do in Parra winning a premiership. Let him read between the lines.
     
  3. mozgrame

    mozgrame Well-Known Member

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    I hope he doesn't get kidnapped by the Titans!!
     
  4. Moondog

    Moondog Grey-beard loon Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Release the hounds.
     
  5. MadMarcus

    MadMarcus Local Lunatic 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Show him the "Attn God" thread from Silvertails a few weeks ago and ask him how he will feel playing against the team God supports.
     
  6. Ramrod

    Ramrod Well-Known Member

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    Saw his old man a couple of weeks ago around Brookie.
    In the past, I would have greeted him and would have at least said hello, nicely.
    Now, I just ignore him.

    I don't have the same disdain towards him as I do to the ex-coach because players have the right to come and go. However, he's in the enemy camp now and has to be treated as such.

    Even if his kids were to come back one day, it won't be at a reasonable price and I'm sure they would only come for big dollars, unlike players like Beaver.

    Our club won't be held to ransom and I rather have another player who wants to play in our club colours than someone who's a missionary. Sorry, I meant mercenary.

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  7. Cameron

    Cameron Cambo Premium Member

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    What suburbs mate.
     
  8. SeaEagleRock8

    SeaEagleRock8 Sea Eagle Lach Staff Member Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Freudian slip
     
  9. Joey

    Joey Active Member

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    Mt Warren Park (where I am) Cornubia, Eagleby and Beenleigh.

    haha cheers for picking that up, definitely didn't omit the 'm' on purpose, but they both mean the same thing.....
     
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  10. swoop

    swoop Well-Known Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Maybe someone should ask him why he lied to some Manly fans.
     
  11. PONTIAN SEA EAGLE

    PONTIAN SEA EAGLE Well-Known Member

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    Actually let him preach see if he's learnt anything.
     
  12. The Eagle

    The Eagle Well-Known Member

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    Dumb dumbdy dumb dumb dumb
     
  13. Cameron

    Cameron Cambo Premium Member

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    Spewing he's not going to redcliffe be intersting if he knocked on my front door
     
  14. Mals

    Mals Well-Known Member Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    If Hoppa did knock on your door Cambo what would your opening line be?
     
  15. mickyj

    mickyj Member

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    I used to live in Cornubia. Makes me a little sad I moved.
    Just ask him about the prophet Joseph Smith and his legal record. And then how he can judge man kind with a criminal record.
     
  16. Rex

    Rex Well-Known Member

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    His religion, his business.

    Who's the nutter?
    a) the happy door-knocker seeking to help others.
    b) the person disturbed by a happy door-knocker seeking to help others.
     
  17. anthonyb1965

    anthonyb1965 GO Manly Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    He did it to my son at the Bulldogs Game last year "please don't leave Hoppa - plan is to stay with Manly mate"

    pffffftttttttttttt
     
  18. Earnie the Eagle

    Earnie the Eagle Well-Known Member

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    Wouldnt want to come to my house, he would be picking rat shot of his arse for weeks.
     
  19. Ryan

    Ryan Well-Known Member

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    Please, do we have to discuss slime players? I'm over reading about Parramatta and Canterbury on our Manly site.

    I honestly thought this thread was going to be about him reneging on his Eels deal to remain with us, or I would have avoided it.
     
  20. Cameron

    Cameron Cambo Premium Member

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    I'd quote a famous Australian singer / songwriter KB Wilson

    'Well, I'd love t'invite yer in yer know, but the joint's a farkin mess

    And there's an orgy ragin' in the lounge, and every ****'s undressed!

    And I'd love yer to meet the missus, Shirl, but she's a bit crook in bed

    She says she's got a real sore throat through givin' too much head!'
     

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