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Having troubles at home??

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Nutzcraw, Jun 28, 2007.

  1. Nutzcraw

    Nutzcraw Active Member

    +4 / 0
    If your having troubles at home, the reason may well be that you haven't followed these 20 simple steps:

    1 . When she asks how she looks - shrug and say "could be better" . This
    will keep her on her toes and girls love that.

    2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness.
    Alternatively, if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard
    until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man
    you are.

    3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are
    like dogs. They love to be roughed up.

    4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she
    is, say you better be. Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will
    show her you care.

    5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her
    fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement and every
    girl needs some improvement.

    6. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. Then ,
    when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them, because
    jewelry is for pussies and Asian ladies.

    7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she
    is, stare into her eyes mouth the words "f *ck you" and grab the other
    girls ass. Girls love competition.

    8. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those
    special nicknames.

    9. Warm her up when shes cold...and not by giving her your jacket...
    because then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say "if
    you don't stop whinging about the cold right now you're going to be
    whinging about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.

    10. Take her to a party. When you get there shell have to go to the
    bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the
    party's dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the

    11. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick
    the pet. I always find stuff like that funny Why shouldn't girls?

    12. If you care about her never ever tell her. This will only give her
    self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep
    down desires to be.

    13. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes,
    earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the
    pair. This way she'll go crazy.

    14. Give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on
    it. but not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I'm talking

    15. T!tty twisters and plenty of them.

    16. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no.
    This way she'll think you're mysterious.

    17. Remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material
    objects aren't important. The only thing thats important is that she keeps
    you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

    18. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just
    whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's
    coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present
    visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that
    much but I think it's funny.

    19. If shes mad at you for not calling her when you say you will, promise
    her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make
    sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her that when you call you're
    going to tell her of a special surprise. Now she'll be really excited.
    Now don't call.

    20. Next time you are having sex, make sure you get off before she does,
    then get off her and leave. Girls love that.
  2. Jatz Crackers

    Jatz Crackers Moderator Staff Member

    +1,239 / 7
    Number 15 is excellent advice. :p
  3. Nutzcraw

    Nutzcraw Active Member

    +4 / 0

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