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Greenberg signs star

Discussion in 'Rugby League Forum' started by TWO DOGS, Feb 16, 2012.

  1. TWO DOGS

    TWO DOGS Well-Known Member Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    CEO of the Bulldogs flies to Bagdad to watch a young Iraqi play rugby league and is suitably impressed and signs him to a one year contract.
    In the trial match the Bulldogs are down by twelve points with only ten minutes left. Hasler gives the young Iraqi the nod and on he goes. The kid is a sensation, he scores three tries in ten minutes and wins the game for the Bulldogs.
    Hasler is thrilled and so are the other players and fans.
    When he comes off the field he phones his Mum to tell her about his day.
    "Hello Mum, guess what? I played ten minutes today and we were down and I scored three tries and won the game. Everybody loves me, the fans, the media"
    "Wondeful "says his Mum, "let me tell you about my day. Your Father got shot in the street and robbed, bullets were sprayed over our house, your sister and I were ambushed and beaten, your brother has joined a gang of looters and all the while you were having such a great time".
    The young Iraqi is very upset.
    "What can I sat Mum, I'm sorry".
    "Sorry, you're sorry?" says his Mum, "It's your fault we moved to Bankstown in the first place.
     
  2. Narly

    Narly Active Member

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    Boring...
     
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  3. Jatz Crackers

    Jatz Crackers Moderator Staff Member

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    So the star greenburg signed is a shooting star.
     
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  4. DSM5

    DSM5 Well-Known Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Why is this on our site? Does anyone post on theirs? Weird.
     
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  5. Supernintendo Chalmers

    Supernintendo Chalmers Well-Known Member

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    that was about as funny as a fart in an elevator...
     
  6. WAMF

    WAMF Well-Known Member

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    Probably more a fizzer.
     
  7. Kiwi Eagle

    Kiwi Eagle Moderator Staff Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Farts in elevators are sensational, extremely funny if ya cook up a good one
     
  8. Moondog

    Moondog Grey-beard loon Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Farts can be divided into two categories, Yours and Other Peoples. Yours are always funny, not so Other Peoples. This applies especially to farts in small enclosed places. ...from Joels Journal and Fact Filled Fart Book.
     
  9. captainskin

    captainskin Active Member

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    Pitiful. I visit Bankstown a lot, and the two highest crime spots in Sydney - Auburn and Granville. And I've got to say, I really enjoy going there. The people are fine and the food is great!
    But I know it was a joke, and I should be a little more lenient on the joke teller ;^)
     
  10. Fro

    Fro Well-Known Member

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    I'd agree to an extent, Mine are always funny, and I consider my 2 yr old daughters hilarious, as does she.

    This hilarity is increased tenfold by the disaproving looks her mother gives her when she does one, particularly when father and daughter are giggling about it at the time :)
     
  11. Cameron

    Cameron Cambo Premium Member

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    I know the funniest farts, queefs :)
     
  12. Stevo

    Stevo Well-Known Member

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    I farted a minute ago. It was pretty funny
     
  13. Moondog

    Moondog Grey-beard loon Premium Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Anyone interested in a career as a professional farter could do worse than read the book Le Petomane: The Strange Life of a Fartiste, the story of Joseph Pujol the renowned flatulist. His stage act was a great success at the Moulin Rouge and he performed in front of royalty (true story).
     
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  14. Phantar

    Phantar Well-Known Member

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    I've got a Mr Methane DVD. He's hilarious!


    'You've been methaned...'
     
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