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Good Insults

Discussion in 'General Discussion Forum' started by Canteen Worker, Feb 7, 2005.

  1. Canteen Worker

    Canteen Worker Well-Known Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    I note a few insults flying around today. Thought it might be good to start a separate thread of some of the best;

    A few I have heard:

    "He couldn't run a grog up in a brewery."

    "He is depriving a Village somewhere of an idiot!"

    I am sure some on here can do a lot better.
     
  2. Fluffy

    Fluffy Well-Known Member

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    Saw a book yesterday of the best sporting insults - british based though.

    Had a quick flick, some pearlers
     
  3. The Wheel

    The Wheel Well-Known Member

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    CW - "Couldn't organise a root in a brothel with a fist full of fifties."
     
  4. Canteen Worker

    Canteen Worker Well-Known Member 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    Shane Warne told Cullinan in the second series in which they had confronted each other: '"I have been waiting for you for three years!"

    Cullinan "Looks like you have spent most of it eating!"
     
  5. Dan

    Dan Administrator Staff Member Administrator 2016 Tipping Competitor

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    "You couldnt get a chick with a $100 bill hanging out your zipper"
     
  6. Volley

    Volley Well-Known Member

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    "You're gay".
     
  7. Stevie

    Stevie Active Member

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    Best one i Heard was One Footy player asked the opposition Player "why he was so fat" ? to which he replied "Everytime I screw your wife she gives me a biscuit"


    Also Andrew Johns to Mark Riddell asked him if he wanted any sauce with that

    as he carried the football b4 kicking for Goal
     
  8. ManlyBacker

    ManlyBacker Winging it Staff Member

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    On fat jokes I thought Flip's one (I hope it was Flipper) about 'yo momma was so fat she needed a life guard for her cereal bowl' was a fine effort.
     
  9. fLIP

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    Yes, I will take the wrap for that but also point out that i found it whilst surfing the internet on evening. :D
     
  10. Matabele

    Matabele Well-Known Member

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    ManlyBacker's insult directed at me yesterday was a fair effort.
     
  11. ManlyBacker

    ManlyBacker Winging it Staff Member

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    You just can't let it go.... :p :lol: :lol: :wink:
     
  12. Matabele

    Matabele Well-Known Member

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    I was giving credit where credit is due. :wink:
     
  13. ManlyBacker

    ManlyBacker Winging it Staff Member

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    Me thinks yo ass is getting smarter & smarter :)
     
  14. Matabele

    Matabele Well-Known Member

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    See, everyone thinks I'm sarcastic even when I'm serious!
     
  15. Larry Tate

    Larry Tate Member

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    Standard one from Jerry Springer:"Shut up,you ain't nothing but a skanky ho!!"
     
  16. Hopium

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    The insults found in Blackadder are brilliant!!
     
  17. byso

    byso Well-Known Member

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    Yep funny that :wink:
     
  18. byso

    byso Well-Known Member

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    Your wetter than fish's wet bits!
     
  19. Hopium

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    How about from Red Dwarf...

    "Lister... you're... a word hasn't been invented yet to describe whatever it is you are, but you are one, and a big one at that."
     
  20. Fluffy

    Fluffy Well-Known Member

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